Comments | phasebitchin: [20] [Audio, English] WALL OF THE FOURTH DAY

phasebitchin

[20] [Audio, English] WALL OF THE FOURTH DAY

Sep 10, 2010 18:03

At least this time I know better than to look stuff up.

I never want to see skag porn again in my life.

idiots all of you, !event, wat fourth wall, bitches best recognize, !fourth wall day, what the shit guys

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iceicebebe September 11 2010, 04:50:11 UTC

The power of the Ninja is strong -- Fightin’ all the crooks until they’re all out cold

phasebitchin September 11 2010, 05:24:02 UTC

Yeah, yeah, power of the ninja rock on blah blah whatever.

i_shouldgo September 11 2010, 05:14:24 UTC

... What porn?

COMMANDERSHEPARD phasebitchin September 11 2010, 05:26:30 UTC

Okay. Imagine for a second you're on an alien planet and part of the wildlife just so happens to be these... armored dog-things.

Then imagine finding porn of yourself getting humped up the ass by one of 'em.

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite boat on Livejournal. i_shouldgo September 11 2010, 05:37:22 UTC

...

It probably says something to the state of my life that... it probably exists.

/names firstborn after phasebitchin September 11 2010, 05:43:54 UTC

Oh, gross.

You think you'd get a little respect after merc-ing around and killing enough mutant psychopaths, but noooo. We got tits, we're fair game. Christ.

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how about seeing this?! mybffjames September 11 2010, 07:20:12 UTC

[Pyramid Head is still behind you. Watching. Just watching. He doesn't appear to breath]

phasebitchin September 11 2010, 07:29:36 UTC

[Lilith's siren senses are tingling. She sticks her jaw out mullishly and just turns outright, not doing the slow head turn in every thriller known to man. She GLARES at this guy.]

Are you wearing a fucking apron?

mybffjames September 11 2010, 21:36:32 UTC

[He doesn't speak, being the manifestation of the damned and all. However he does reach forward intent on ripping her jaw off if he can grab her]

phasebitchin September 12 2010, 00:11:29 UTC

[The tricky part of trying to grab Lilith when she doesn't want to be grabbed is that she IS a siren.

Lilith gives this imposing slowpoke a flat look and her middle finger. Her body ripples with electric blue-purple-pink all over, and then she's gone. Have fun grabbing a woman that doesn't exist, PH.]

1/wait for it... soryaseroth September 12 2010, 03:15:48 UTC

...

2/wait for it... soryaseroth September 12 2010, 03:16:59 UTC

3/almost... soryaseroth September 12 2010, 03:17:37 UTC

!!!

Done! soryaseroth September 12 2010, 03:20:24 UTC

You know...we never did finish that battle, hm?

[the only difference from last time is a more mature body and darker clothes]

mrsniffy September 12 2010, 11:32:28 UTC

[Oh hi. Strangely adorable creeper standing a few feet behind you.

His voice is quiet, almost intrigued. Jean-Baptiste doesn't really care about the question he's voicing and his attention is very much fixed on Lilith.]

What is a skag?

phasebitchin September 12 2010, 11:35:14 UTC

[What is WITH people and sneaking up on her? She is not having it. The siren whirls and plants a fist on each hip, staring down this...

... whoa, dude's got a pretty face. And he looks kind of drugged out.]

Big doggie with armor and a prehensile tongue. Some of 'em spit acid. Would you want one humping you up the butt?

mrsniffy September 12 2010, 11:49:12 UTC

[He shakes his head, still unsure but not liking the sound. Acid does not sound appealing at all.

Jean-Baptiste sniffs the air, brow furrowing ever so slightly at the scent he catches. He seems... confused.]

phasebitchin September 12 2010, 11:53:10 UTC

[Handsome boy he may be, but Lilith's creeper bells are chiming. She would know, capable of some mega-creepy shit herself. Her tongue presses against the back of a canine, and she watches him.]

My deodorant offending you, babe?

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