Well, guys in general make me want to scream. If they weren't so nice to look at..and if girls weren't two-faced bitches..I'd swing on over to the other side. Nuns have it easy. They're married to the perfect man..and they never even have to see him! And they never have to worry about what to wear. I would be a nun...if I believed in Jesus. ( Read more... )

We're moving again. Damnit all to hell. And we have to do it in less than a week...what the HELL? Not to mention..I want the big bedroom for my very own...all my shit will NOT fit into one of the smaller rooms! But, will I get it?? NO! Because my uncle is an ass! He doesn't NEED it...I won't even be able to turn around in one of those little rooms ( Read more... )

Today is one of those moods. I'm trying to figure out which of these songs I like best. And yes, they're all love songs. So sue me. They sound nice damnit. And I burnt my fucking finger trying to bake cookies...and all the freakin' cookies fell in the floor when I threw the pan across the room ( Read more... )

As in...I wish I was male. Not as in..I wish I HAD a male. The only good things about being a chick are multiple orgasms and make-up. And clothes. Boys have it made though. It's ok to be a male whore. We discussed this in English today. The sub-categories of sluts. My whole class proably now believes me to be a slut. Mrs. Scott asked "What about ( Read more... )

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Played Spin the Bottle?Yes'm..in the NYC Hard Rock Cafe no lessToilet Paper someone's houseummm..nopePlayed Poker with moneyI may have played with pennies when I was 7Gone swimming in a white T-shirt..no?been tickled so hard you couldn't talkyes damnitlike someone but never ( Read more... )

Put an X next to what you've watched ( Read more... )

Is it just me...or has anyone else realized just how fucked up it really is to be in a relationship? Damnit! I know you get some for Christ's sake but, is that really worth losing every minute of every day that you could have spent doing something else? Something more important. Something with friends. No..wait..what ARE friends?? Hmmm...Some ( Read more... )

Alright...I'm cold and wet. And miserable. Swimming in a lake in a thunderstorm is NOT a good idea. Well alright..it seemed like a good idea at the time. But, don't let 'em lie to ya folks. You'll pay for it later. I feel so dirty!! And ummm...wet...haha...omg..that sounded WRONG.

[x] I am a cuddler ( Read more... )

--Goth ( Read more... )