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A new young monk arrives at the monastery and, as with all new monks, he is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original. The new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even ( Read more... )

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By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, *** replaceable and able to run on diet coke and ( Read more... )

Well. I thought this was neat or something ( Read more... )

forgot to mention, happy 7 months to my babies!!
they be growin fast~

My japanese name is 藤原 Fujiwara (wisteria fields) 久美子 Kumiko (eternal beautiful child).
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