A Tale of Dumb Crime of Epic Proportions

[phelis_kougra]

Our tale begins on the 23rd of December, when the manager of a big shoe store over here received a doctor's note saying [Dumbass] was suffering from Pinkeye and to not infect coworkers by accident should be excused for 3 days. All seemed fine at first glance, but a detail caught the manager's attention, the form was stamped with the name of... a

Comments

[pastrydeity]

...those must've been an AMAZING three days off, to be worth all that trouble.

Wow. Just... wow.

[cupenny]

... yeah, I'd like to ask him that as well. Sheesh.

[yakalskovich]

People who are too stupid to get away with a crime shouldn't commit one.-