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My tweets
- Thu, 16:00: #TrueDetectiveSeason2 is trying too hard to be Season 1. Y'know, we can't all be @ McConaughey guys. Yeah. So, enunciate #pleaseandthankyou
- Thu, 16:07: Do women cops exist solely so they can go under cover as prostitutes? #TrueDetectiveSeason2 #sexistmuch
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- Sun, 17:50: There should be a law protecting busty women against hot temperatures. Under-boob sweating is gross. #summerisabitch #houstonsummers
- Sun, 17:53: A waist-fan that lifts your girls up while sending out a steady stream of cool air. Now that's something I'd pay for #houstonsummers
- Sun, 17:58: And then I remember how nice it is to tuck ( Read more... )
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- Sun, 00:01: Baby flung her very first toy from the double height balcony today. The fun has only just begun, y'all #itgetsbetterandbetter #momlife
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- Thu, 17:54: Hold on... I feel a fart coming. *BRRRRRRAPP* oh hey, it's my uncle @ menonysnickets !! #cheeky… https://t.co/qovAxl2w9x
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- Wed, 05:04: Clogged milk ducts + new baby teeth = WHY ME WHY ME WHHYYY MEEEEEE #momlife #whyme #caniweanheryet
- Wed, 05:05: Same equation + nails due for clipping = torture in the #thirddegree #momlife
- Wed, 05:06: You should #breastfeed, they said. It'll be fulfilling, they said. Well did anyone account for the TEARS ON MY FUCKING AREOLA??!! # ( Read more... )
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- Sat, 16:19: RT @ PoonamHockey: We are going to Rio Olympics. Thanks for Indian Hockey fans, Love you. Woman going to Olympics after 36 years. http://t.c…
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- Fri, 23:22: Just #puppy things https://t.co/c7qPRXQFd9
- Sat, 00:16: What BS. How many moms are THIS put together in such a clean kitchen, EVER? #falseadvertising #momlife #lowselfesteem http://t.co/PRt2bzDUpZ
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- Fri, 01:37: #tbt to when bowl haircuts were cute https://t.co/M3WurEdleG
- Fri, 05:49: Dating as a big girl http://t.co/nJRoSRyvTQ
- Fri, 05:56: @ ameyann I tracked you down after reading your Elle article. Loved it. Please don't mind I'll be quoting you till kingdom come
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- Thu, 06:08: Diarrhea in the middle of a thunderstorm with bebe&pup means I get a bigger audience than I bargained… https://t.co/cobH1V8nY6
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- Tue, 21:12: RT @ P0TUS: Piyush, why are you two-faced? Followup: Can you supply birth certificates for either of these people? #AskBobby http://t.co/h…