Document diving part 1
So I'm going through My Documents and various other folders to consolidate things I want and get rid of stuff I don't. I think I'll post various things that are interesting on LJ, but the first one I found is a leftover from when I studied in Japan...most of you may not get this though.
You consider a 20oz coke a little bit much.
If 46x2 + 5,000 or so is perfectly understandable and forgiveable
If you’ve found a use for those shitty ¥1 coins that doesn’t involve flicking them at things.
If the verb at end of sentence goes.
If you spend more on your keitai bill than your teiki.
If you can navigate your way to school in your sleep... and usually do.
If ekusura shirabarusu ahru ah ue ofu raifu!
If you end every sentence with だね。
If “silence is golden” isn’t just something you say to make somebody shut up.
If the skirts are just as sexy as day one.
If つついです is just as funny as day one.
If マクドナル is still cheap food.
If the internet is something you can only browse on your phone.
If steak and chopsticks are as natural as pizza and mayo.
If Nomihodais are the other cafeteria you frequent.
If you feel naked without a purse of some kind.
If the thought of bringing an un-love-gloved umbrella inside is outrageous
If the Bekkas are the ugly americans.
If you purchase an MD Player to keep up with the Yamadas.
If asking your date their age and bloodtype is a totally acceptable icebreaker.
If you can tell the difference between fatty and unfatty tuna by taste.
If you prefer your women whiter than Casper and your men femmier than Boy George.
If you stare at gaijin and wonder what the fuck they’re doing on your island.
If you’re looking forward to seeing the members of SMAP for the 1,000th time.
If you’d rather wait in line for the escalator than take the stairs.
If you conveniently forget everything before 1945.
If you consider actually accepting those “日本語を喋るですね”s you get sometimes.
You consider a 20oz coke a little bit much.
If 46x2 + 5,000 or so is perfectly understandable and forgiveable
If you’ve found a use for those shitty ¥1 coins that doesn’t involve flicking them at things.
If the verb at end of sentence goes.
If you spend more on your keitai bill than your teiki.
If you can navigate your way to school in your sleep... and usually do.
If ekusura shirabarusu ahru ah ue ofu raifu!
If you end every sentence with だね。
If “silence is golden” isn’t just something you say to make somebody shut up.
If the skirts are just as sexy as day one.
If つついです is just as funny as day one.
If マクドナル is still cheap food.
If the internet is something you can only browse on your phone.
If steak and chopsticks are as natural as pizza and mayo.
If Nomihodais are the other cafeteria you frequent.
If you feel naked without a purse of some kind.
If the thought of bringing an un-love-gloved umbrella inside is outrageous
If the Bekkas are the ugly americans.
If you purchase an MD Player to keep up with the Yamadas.
If asking your date their age and bloodtype is a totally acceptable icebreaker.
If you can tell the difference between fatty and unfatty tuna by taste.
If you prefer your women whiter than Casper and your men femmier than Boy George.
If you stare at gaijin and wonder what the fuck they’re doing on your island.
If you’re looking forward to seeing the members of SMAP for the 1,000th time.
If you’d rather wait in line for the escalator than take the stairs.
If you conveniently forget everything before 1945.
If you consider actually accepting those “日本語を喋るですね”s you get sometimes.