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[pherrari]

Me: Hi
Busdriver: Nope, but if I were it would make my job bearable!
I always feel safe when I go greyhound.

So I'm back in New York
Me: I knew you were there dad, you didn't have to scream, I was just walking over to the crosswalk.
Dad: Well, I just figured you thought I was just some random guy crusing you

Comments

[curlieqt16]

That commercial would have made me so much happier if it didnt have the idiot sisters du jour.

but yeah the Joey was classic.

[sebastian86]

lol ur dad's too funny

[gablazes]

hahaha! Does your dad have an LJ?

[sebastian86]

HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT THE BUS DRIVER JOKE.

i'm a dumb fuck.

i mish you. i was secretly hoping that your taxi would get caught in the berri traffic so that you'd miss your bus lol. it's so borrring...i'm almost tempted to go work.....LYBUNTS are the caller group for the extra shifts........so tempted.....so, so tempted....

yo

[mrclearpants]

when are we gonna hang out?