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[phidget]

I would like to preface this entry with a brief description of my grandmother, as it will be key in understanding the story that follows

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[jilpie]

"I had dined with grandmother enough to know that she was head of the dining staff"

I thought the "she" referred to your grandmother and was like "HEAD OF THE DINING STAFF? How out of character."

PS: We want the table in the corner.

[dogbiskut]

I don't understand pepper. I salt all my food, but leave the pepper alone. I actually move the pepper away from me so I don't have to look at it. Personally, pepper looks like dirty sand to me and who wants dirty sand on their corn or their rice. Not I, not I...