Heylo!

[phil_ate_me]

HELLO DAVID!!! I LOVE YOUR PENIS!!

JAZ .. I would update for ya, but I have nothing to say except I've been working and I'm a slut.

Oh, and my pussy isn't sideways. But my balls have ingrown hairs that really bother me.

Comments

[jazalicious]

...That's a rather disturbing post.

[thisstorylife]

i have to agree

[phil_ate_me]

.. & this is why I never post for her anymore!

[jazalicious]

Damnit.