Comments | philanthrotaku: ☮ 045; [codec; fourth wall]

philanthrotaku

☮ 045; [codec; fourth wall]

May 28, 2011 00:09

[Do you hear that sound, Johto? That incessant chirping?]

[CALL 141.12]
PRESS SELECT

[It won't stop until you answer and trigger a long-as-fuck cutscene.]

!codec, my proverbs are meticulously researched, !goldenrod city, where bad comics burn, start button skips cutscenes, the nerd is stubborn, for a good time call 141.12, death by backstory

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whyyyyyyyyyyy May 28 2011, 04:57:10 UTC

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS IS BUT YOU HAVE TO HELP ME WITH THIS BOSS FIGHT

philanthrotaku May 28 2011, 04:58:50 UTC

Raiden, calm down!

It's not like you can even kill Vamp until the fourth game anyway. Just start shooting and you might be okay.

[8D]

whyyyyyyyyyyy May 28 2011, 04:59:48 UTC

Did you know he's a vampire? The colonel wouldn't believe me when I said he was a vampire and Rose just keeps shouting about our relationship but HE'S A VAMPIRE.

Why am I fighting a vampire.

philanthrotaku May 28 2011, 05:07:49 UTC

...

Because Kojima lost his mind after the first game.

I really have no other explanation for most of Sons of Liberty.

boldandresolute May 28 2011, 05:16:22 UTC

[select]

...Otacon, if the next words out of your mouth are the beginnings of some sort of proverb, you will find out just how far my foot can go up your arse.

philanthrotaku May 28 2011, 05:17:06 UTC

. . .

[Awwwww.]

...Do you want to save the game?

boldandresolute May 28 2011, 05:21:22 UTC

Only if you promise to never tell me another proverb again, and to never ask me what day it is tomorrow.

Because I swear to God, if you start acting like that woman, I will throw myself off of the nearest tall object. Preferably onto something sharp.

philanthrotaku May 28 2011, 05:22:44 UTC

...well, do you know when our anniversary is?

And really, I don't think falling off of anything would kill you. You'd probably just break whatever object you landed on.

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meeeeeew May 28 2011, 05:31:11 UTC

Mew?

[Guess who's on the other end of the call.]

philanthrotaku May 28 2011, 05:32:57 UTC

...oh wow, did I glitch my codec? What happens when you glitch nanomachines, anyway? Am I going to get some kind of crazy mecha sickness?

meeeeeew May 28 2011, 05:44:41 UTC

[Mew...has no clue what you're blabbering about, so have some giggling in the background.]

[CALL] no_nukes_plz May 28 2011, 07:08:37 UTC

[SELECT]

Something on your mind, Hal?

[CALL] 1/4 philanthrotaku May 28 2011, 07:09:29 UTC

Well, I just thought--

[CALL] philanthrotaku May 28 2011, 07:10:03 UTC

[...what.]

[WHAT.]

[WHAT]

[CALL] philanthrotaku May 28 2011, 07:10:33 UTC

[AT FIRST I WAS LIKE 'SAVE UR GAME']

[BUT THEN I FUCKING SRS'D]

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hideurbrains May 28 2011, 08:33:44 UTC

... Braiiiiins?

philanthrotaku May 28 2011, 14:55:16 UTC

...s-sorry, what?

hideurbrains May 29 2011, 03:41:28 UTC

Braiiiiins.

[ Sorry, that's his answer. ]

Braaaaaiiinsssss..