Evil Coffee Shop -- Dessert Guy

Dec 29, 2011 14:36


The beginning of this will look familiar...

Who makes those desserts, anyway? )

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jade_sabre_301 December 29 2011, 20:54:07 UTC
BEFORE I READ YOUR STORY HERE IS A THING I JUST DID ( ... )

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emerald_happy December 29 2011, 22:17:53 UTC
YES! YOU WIN

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philia_fan December 30 2011, 19:01:33 UTC
I think you missed Mio (#2) but really, Jade, this is quite the public service. Thank you!

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jade_sabre_301 December 30 2011, 22:05:53 UTC

jade_sabre_301 December 29 2011, 21:03:59 UTC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"you're the one whose custard failed"

but the one that especially got me was "he warbled with passionate intensity and no regard whatsoever for tuning. His voice, appropriately, resembled a Cuisinart mixer."

oh man that mixer bit that
that got me
I had to stop reading because I was laughing.

oh man oh man oh man that was great. quite simply, great. :-)

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philia_fan December 31 2011, 01:00:44 UTC
Thanks. I worked on this so long it stopped seeming funny at all to me.

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emerald_happy December 29 2011, 22:18:54 UTC
THAT'S SO BRILLIANT

I love it so much. The bit about his singing voice made me laugh out loud and I love the twist with the undercover op! Brilliant!

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philia_fan December 31 2011, 01:01:08 UTC
Thank you, oh brilliant one!

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pigrescuer December 29 2011, 23:31:43 UTC
:D :D I love Evil Coffee Shop stories!

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philia_fan December 31 2011, 01:01:43 UTC
Thanks, PR. Are you back in England for holidays or still in the US? Let me know if you ever venture Northeast!

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pigrescuer January 1 2012, 23:42:12 UTC
I came home for Christmas but I'm flying out again on Tuesday. Kind of sad, it feels like I've hardly been home!

My sister wants to do a trip to New York in May, I think on Memorial Day weekend, so if you were free to meet up around then - during the week? - I could extend it and come up and see you? You can show me places in Boston? We could have coffee? Is that where you live yes? It would be very exciting! Is there anyone else I know around there?

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philia_fan January 2 2012, 14:12:17 UTC
I have no idea what I'm doing in May, but I'd love to meet up, so let's keep talking about it. Yes, I'm in the Boston area. Penguin is also here. Not sure about anyone else you know.

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kferrymoore December 30 2011, 06:27:01 UTC
I loved the whole intro, and yes it was familiar, but it fit beautifully into what followed. Chuck is a wonderful character. Like everyone else above, I was smiling or laughing the whole time reading this. Thank you for a wonderful week-after-Christmas gift!

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philia_fan December 31 2011, 01:02:19 UTC
Thanks. I intended to post it for Christmas but was too busy and tired.

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