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Apr 25, 2009 01:19

I may not go down in history, but I will go down on women.

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lula_neith April 25 2009, 15:09:57 UTC

LOL! Hysterical. Thanks for sharing, Phil!

Real Women riiotgrrrrl April 26 2009, 02:08:48 UTC

REAL women, or the kind which require a hand pump (no pun intended..) and a patch repair kit? *snark*

Sorry Phil....I could not resist....I did try, though!

-Chandra xoxo

Re: Real Women philip_shill April 28 2009, 04:57:48 UTC

Oh, that's just low. REAL women, thank you very much. Your penalty is to take a few laps.
AROUND THE TRACK, I MEANT AROUND THE TRACK.

Of course, if you require the other kind of laps I'm sure your sweetie can oblige you, Mistress C.

Re: Real Women riiotgrrrrl April 28 2009, 18:55:02 UTC

*giggle* I am feeling so good today Phil-meister, that I am willing to tell you that my sweetie has NO problems taking/giving me a few laps :p.

Seriously though, you have quite a lot to offer a woman who is sensible enough to want to go out with you. Wit, inteligence, and caring of nature come to mind immediately, as well as the ability to listen. All you have to do is just keep plugging away at asking women out. And please, don't ask out anyone @ the cons....for the sake of what little sanity you have left. By and large, those turn out to be complete head-cases...and i'd rather not see you lumbered with one of those.

I like the sound of your confidence comming back to you. Makes me smile, it does! Please take care of yourself Phil, and remember you have friends here who believe in you. Get cracking on your writing, okay?

-Chandra xo