Haha, here's the story, and it is actually quite tame.
Last night myself and Phil were laying on the bed talking, wearing what we are in the illustration. Phil is touching the palm of one of my hands absently and notices that I have these strange callouses. He asks me where I got them from, and me in my drunken wise ass state [I had been socially drinking] reply "from jacking off my sandpaper cock". Somehow from there we got into conversing about how my imaginary sandpaper penis is so harsh I fight crime with it. Then we were imagining Batman, and the idea of him fighting evil with a sandpaper cock. Then I told Phil he could be my sidekick. I wish he had drawn in a little Robin mask over his eyes or something since he gave me the Batman ears. The idea of my penis being grittier than his, and him being sad about it was Phil's idea, though I did suggest that he make his penis more flacid to make it funnier.
Moral of the story, alcohol in my body leads to strange ideas.
Oh, and I guess that also explains why we are nearly the same size, when in reality I am almost a head shorter. And in reality he also has a far more aesthetically pleasing torso. Heh.
My cousin, I think, is the reason I'm updating more. Or partly. I think she got me having LiveJournal in the back of my mind more often, so I'm more conscious of things to share with the world.
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Last night myself and Phil were laying on the bed talking, wearing what we are in the illustration. Phil is touching the palm of one of my hands absently and notices that I have these strange callouses. He asks me where I got them from, and me in my drunken wise ass state [I had been socially drinking] reply "from jacking off my sandpaper cock". Somehow from there we got into conversing about how my imaginary sandpaper penis is so harsh I fight crime with it. Then we were imagining Batman, and the idea of him fighting evil with a sandpaper cock. Then I told Phil he could be my sidekick. I wish he had drawn in a little Robin mask over his eyes or something since he gave me the Batman ears. The idea of my penis being grittier than his, and him being sad about it was Phil's idea, though I did suggest that he make his penis more flacid to make it funnier.
Moral of the story, alcohol in my body leads to strange ideas.
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