Midsomer Murders: Tom/Joyce Freeman, Beautiful Skin Avocado & Oatmeal Purifying Clay Masque
Title: Freeman, Beautiful Skin Avocado & Oatmeal Purifying Clay Masque
Fandom: Midsomer Murders
Characters/Pairing: Tom and Joyce Barnaby
Prompt: For rosie_posie77’s F - Facial Mask
Word Count: 100
Rating: K
Summary: In all their… many years of marriage he’s never seen her wearing anything resembling… guacamole?
Spoilers: None
Author's Notes: That was fun and different… although, my mind has conjured up such a perfect image of Joyce in a facial mask that I’m wondering if she’s worn one on the show. If she has, then oops! If not, then she should. It would be adorable. rosie_posie77 reminded me that she did wear one, but I’m leaving this stand as is… Perhaps this is the first one. And, is it called guacamole in England? Beginning to think this is made of epic!fail.
DCI Tom Barnaby stares with open abandonment at the green muck covering his wife’s face. In all their… many years of marriage he’s never seen her wearing anything resembling… guacamole?
Joyce is explaining that it is a skin treatment to open the pores and penetrate the skin for a truly deep clean that Cully sent her to try.
Barnaby’s eyes go wide. He’s solved it. He knows have the women died in the mud bath without drowning. He’s on his mobile, telling Troy to meet him, as he leaves the house he enthusiastically kisses Joyce.
It even tastes like avocado.
Fandom: Midsomer Murders
Characters/Pairing: Tom and Joyce Barnaby
Prompt: For rosie_posie77’s F - Facial Mask
Word Count: 100
Rating: K
Summary: In all their… many years of marriage he’s never seen her wearing anything resembling… guacamole?
Spoilers: None
Author's Notes: That was fun and different… although, my mind has conjured up such a perfect image of Joyce in a facial mask that I’m wondering if she’s worn one on the show. If she has, then oops! If not, then she should. It would be adorable. rosie_posie77 reminded me that she did wear one, but I’m leaving this stand as is… Perhaps this is the first one. And, is it called guacamole in England? Beginning to think this is made of epic!fail.
DCI Tom Barnaby stares with open abandonment at the green muck covering his wife’s face. In all their… many years of marriage he’s never seen her wearing anything resembling… guacamole?
Joyce is explaining that it is a skin treatment to open the pores and penetrate the skin for a truly deep clean that Cully sent her to try.
Barnaby’s eyes go wide. He’s solved it. He knows have the women died in the mud bath without drowning. He’s on his mobile, telling Troy to meet him, as he leaves the house he enthusiastically kisses Joyce.
It even tastes like avocado.