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[philomath]

i dont believe girlscouts do anything other than sell cookies. i told someone this and they said "nah, you know they do stuff cos there's pictures of it on the girlscout cookie boxes." well, i'm sure they're just doing stuff for the boxes, then they go back to sleep

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[scythrop]

All the Boy Scouts do is play touch football. It's really lame. They make you an Eagle Scout if you promise not to tell people how lame it is. Cub Scouts tie knots & do woodburning & race model cars &c, but once you get that Webelos pin it's all downhill.

[philomath]

haha

i dont say i hate boyscouts cos two of my favourite people are boyscouts. and i think it's kinda cute for a 16 year old and an 18 year old to be boy scouts.

[narrator]

girl scouts can win a "gold award" and "silver award".
you do 3498049285 hours of community service for those awards.
it's probably the girl scout equivalent of being an eagle scout, but it has none of the prestige.
um, yes so down with girl scouts. it's a waste of any young lady's time.
i know. i did it for 8 bloody years...

[tessemily]

i wanted to be a girl scout and my mom wouldn't let me.
dude they have funny green vests though. so i'm kinda glad.
and "rose petal"? eee no. that's just a fab way for a young girl to think, in't it?

[anonymous]

mm... remember that great line from adam's family, where the kids have set up a lemonade stand? some girlscouts have been going door to door around the neighborhood selling cookies, and they walk by to ask wednesday if her lemonade is made from real lemons. wednesday replies, "are your cookies made from real girlscouts?"