Orlando Bloom is on my shoulder...

[philophobicmess]

Okay. Tonight was pretty fantastic. First, I called Hanna on my cell phone as I walked to her house, but I didn't TELL her I was walking to her house. When I was on her street, she said "Hey, where are you?"
I said "Uhhh...walking around."
"Walking around where?"
"Oh, on the street."
"Oh, so you're at college."
"Uhh...yeah." So then she

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[silencedlust]

I can't believe you haven't seen that commercial before. I love when commercials get semi-cutoff by other commercials and hilarity ensues.