I learned a long time ago to keep certain things a secret. I remember I was taking a friend of mine from school to the church I then attended. It was the second person I had brought (not that I was keeping track; it just comes into play later). I remember I was so ever so pleased; everyone at church liked me, which means I was about 99% more ( Read more... )

HOLY CRAP I just saw the SpongMonkeys on TV!!! You know, the "Moon Song" weirdo little animal things. They were doing the "We Like de MOON" song on a Quizno's commercial ( Read more... )

http://scout.ao.com/Photos/2003.08/pioneer.107.html

Whoinduh...wuteruh...jashiginama...

http://www.tribalsmile.com/stinky/

AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGile!!!

"

I know what you're asking me,
And I don't want to give
'Cause it's safe, and I know,
'Cause I've been here all these years

All the precious pain I hold,
Without it, there is fear
And I'm afraid When you say
That you'll get me out of here...

"

Gee, who would have guessed?


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DAMNIT. I'm so alone ( Read more... )

i hate girls

i hate boys

i hate love.

Okay, so, the day after I wrote the Michigan rant, our teacher told us (and it has been confirmed by whoever posted there) that the question in my physics book that I found to be so crazily random ACTUALLY HAPPENS in Michigan - in DETROIT, actually. So that's really ironic that I put that down as my intro to the Michigan rant. I just thought that ( Read more... )

I am so sick of idiot people doing stupid things, immature and ridiculous things, and of everyone else thinking it's funny, laughing "LET'S LISTEN FOR THE WATER SWISHING!" I'M SO SICK OF THIS. So tired. So tired. So tired ( Read more... )

#37) "A 0.115 kg hockey puck, moving at 35 m/s, strikes a 0.265 kg octopus thrown onto the ice by a hockey fan. The puck and octopus slide off together. Find their velocity ( Read more... )