Caption from a Harry Potter 1-panel cartoon

[philosophertone]

Image: A boy is in a book store looking at a tall stack of Harry Potter Books:

Boy Says: "In this one, Harry divorces Hermione, battles his cholesterol, and buys a red sports broom"

Girl Says: "I told you he's getting too old."

Comments

[p3aches]

Should I look for you to be riding a red sports broom?

Me?!? Of course not!

[philosophertone]

...They get crappy mileage.