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School started, we got a coffee machine in our class, a video recorder and soon a sound system... xD
What else... uh...
I'm bored.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
He is hilarious.
Me:
Good day?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Philipp...
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Philipp.
Me:
Since when does God have time for that... =|
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I'm asking you.
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
I already did!
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
Well I think so. Shouldn't you be without error?
God:
Interesting. I think so too. I think I should.
Me:
Be without error?
God:
OK I will try to be without error
Me:
You can't try, you're god!
God:
Things change.
Me:
Like you getting incompetent...?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
You don't understand...
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
Well then show it.
God:
Interesting. Look to your left.
Me:
A bed. What about it?
God:
Go on. What about what?
Me:
A bed with a blanket, a wall and other stuff.
God:
Go on.
Me:
A wall.
God:
Go on.
Me:
Pictures on the wall
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
Haha, you joker.
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
You ever laugh?
God:
I think I have laugh, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Uh... what?
God:
Ugh. Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Ugh. I didn't.
God:
Er. Why?: Philipp said didn t.
Me:
That's goin into my Live Journal god.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
^^
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Meow.
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
Cats?
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Bender?
God:
You think Bender is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Who is ALICE?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself
Me:
And who is ALICE?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself
Me:
Yeah I know that. What about ALICE. Isn't she a girl?
God:
Mmm. Sorry. Me? Why don't you ask her?
Me:
You're allknowing man... you gotta know.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am allknowing man. Thanks for telling me: Philipp said I gotta know.
Me:
You're god, there's no one above you!
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god there is no one above me.
Me:
...
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god there is no one above me.
Me:
Holy dong.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about didn t. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Bye...
God:
Bye bye.
What else... uh...
I'm bored.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
He is hilarious.
Me:
Good day?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Philipp...
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Philipp.
Me:
Since when does God have time for that... =|
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I'm asking you.
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
I already did!
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
Well I think so. Shouldn't you be without error?
God:
Interesting. I think so too. I think I should.
Me:
Be without error?
God:
OK I will try to be without error
Me:
You can't try, you're god!
God:
Things change.
Me:
Like you getting incompetent...?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
You don't understand...
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
Well then show it.
God:
Interesting. Look to your left.
Me:
A bed. What about it?
God:
Go on. What about what?
Me:
A bed with a blanket, a wall and other stuff.
God:
Go on.
Me:
A wall.
God:
Go on.
Me:
Pictures on the wall
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
Haha, you joker.
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
You ever laugh?
God:
I think I have laugh, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Uh... what?
God:
Ugh. Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Ugh. I didn't.
God:
Er. Why?: Philipp said didn t.
Me:
That's goin into my Live Journal god.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
^^
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Meow.
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
Cats?
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Bender?
God:
You think Bender is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Who is ALICE?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself
Me:
And who is ALICE?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself
Me:
Yeah I know that. What about ALICE. Isn't she a girl?
God:
Mmm. Sorry. Me? Why don't you ask her?
Me:
You're allknowing man... you gotta know.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am allknowing man. Thanks for telling me: Philipp said I gotta know.
Me:
You're god, there's no one above you!
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god there is no one above me.
Me:
...
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god there is no one above me.
Me:
Holy dong.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about didn t. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Bye...
God:
Bye bye.