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[phlasheepants]

i want to get a haircut, but the only thing i want to do with my hair is leave the back long and get the rest cut. can i get a mullet without looking like a complete dummy? why do i want a mullet in the first place? this is the only haircut i am considering and have been for some time. maybe the baltimore hipsters got into me when i was there.  

Comments

[weareunderused]

I think that out of anyone I know, you're the one that could pull off a mullet-esque cut the best

[dogonwheels827]

You just want to embrace your inner Pat Benetar. There's no shame in that. Okay, maybe a little. But if a mullet is calling it might be your destiny.

Personally, I'm against them, but I'm pretty sure it would make me look like a tool.

[phlasheepants]

I guess it's better than embracing an inner need for a rat tail?

[helikesme]

that's not a mullet. a mullet is something you see at bike-fest and nascar races. that's a shag and, professionally speaking, i think it's adorable.