see...you gotta use opportunities like that to truly fuck with people. Elvis used to have groupies come over to Graceland, and have em sit in a room...and they're all thinking they're gonna fuck the king...and then he'd start reading the bible to em. What your friend should have done was been like, balls deep in her...and then been like "Oh, by the way...I'm half black, half jewish, and I'm coming." or something. hehe. Or like, taken her upstairs, and right before he was to make out with her, been like "hon, I gotta ask a favor...call me your nigga. I need it. I can't get it up without it. Beg for your nigga to fuck ya booty. That's right...that's right..."
Okay, nevermind. You're right, its not worth the trouble/blue balls.
Hey, I'm "the girl you met once before" that was hanging out with Gina that night. I was looking on her friends page and saw you, can I add you as a friend?
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Elvis used to have groupies come over to Graceland, and have em sit in a room...and they're all thinking they're gonna fuck the king...and then he'd start reading the bible to em.
What your friend should have done was been like, balls deep in her...and then been like "Oh, by the way...I'm half black, half jewish, and I'm coming." or something. hehe. Or like, taken her upstairs, and right before he was to make out with her, been like "hon, I gotta ask a favor...call me your nigga. I need it. I can't get it up without it. Beg for your nigga to fuck ya booty. That's right...that's right..."
Okay, nevermind. You're right, its not worth the trouble/blue balls.
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but man, i don't know if i'd be able to do that with a straight face, haha.
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are you sure you're from long island? you seem like you're actually...you know...interesting. Interesting enough to marry, at least.
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of course you can.....
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