Its me again.

[phlup]

Lets see today I was walking around and I saw some girls then i noticed that they were eating some school food and I was like "man thats some pretty gross food they have" so I'm still walking but I'm watching these girls and what do I do I walk right into a lawn mower just parked in the middle of the court yard. I was like who would just leave a

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haha very funny

[anonymous]

very cute i must say..def made me laugh. this time write ab ummm the stars and california beaches and ummm dictionaries
haha good luck

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Re: haha very funny

[phlup]

While i was driving home on the Lawn mower I started thinking about how cool it would be to do this on some california beaches and then i realized that I didn't know how to spell the work California and I was like man I need to look that up in a dictionary when I get home when all of a sudden some jerk throws a book out of a car and it hits me right in the head. Now this was a really big book and I don't even know how this guy managed to throw it but he did and it hurt a lot. it hit me hard enough to nock me off of the lawn mower and make me see stars. Just before i passed out from the pain I saw the guys license plate and it said SPLTHIS I didn't understand until I woke up and found the book. It was an unabridged dictionary thats why it hurt so much that thing probably weighed 30 lbs. So I looked up how to spell California and went home. If anybody has any information on SPLTHIS please call 555-1234 thank you.

[winsallthegames]

Although very amusing, this does not count as a real update.

PHIL, PUT ON YOUR HOOD.