There is a brilliant idea involving all of these abandoned LJs that somebody hasn't had yet.

Now THIS is the Live Journal I always dreamed of.

Any of you nobodies wanna bitch about your failed love now?

This is still better than facebook. love you LJ!

keep them shits alive, y'all

Just found out about losing Owsley Stanley this past weekend.

As one who is a true believer of having had his third eye squeegeed wide open, I feel it only appropriate to wish Kid Charlemagne one helluva trip.

On another note...

I totally geeked when I saw LJ in "The Social Network". REPRAZENT!

damn... RJD RIP...

to honor the man, i plan on telling gene simmons to go fuck himself.

thank you for giving us the most awesome gesture of time.

Totally going to run a Colbert Potato Chip - Whip Cream Special this weekend. To the bat cave...

i just received a thank you from Hotmail for having an account for 10 years.

all my internet shit is old.

i'm hearing today that the death toll in Haiti has climbed past 100,000

if you can, consider texting "haiti" to 90999 to donate $10 to American Red Cross' relief effort in Haiti.

Calvin Trillin FTW! 4:07

much love to dica for keeping the dream alive from the other side of the planet.

he posted 23 Stylee to RaveArchive. damn... i miss this stuff.

what is the over/under for the first amateur 3D porn? 7 months? it will be Japanese and involve a hacked Wii.