When your phone call kicks directly to voicemail (i.e., said friend is forever tied up on the other line), try this sample text.

"This is your mom, why don't you get off the line -- the sender of this message just got off me!"

i know i haven't posted in awhile... and i'm only doing this to brag.... but...

this is why i've been a lil busy

scroll to the bottom...

awwww shucks.

check out Wolf Mother

do it.

Wolf Mother.

they have a song about a joker and a thief!

trust me... way rad.

bWAHAHAHAHAHA

you should read that link... it's an open letter from david cross to larry the cable guy. absolutly on-point.

my personal favorite point is near the end where david manages to take a shot at dane cook as well. fuck dane cook.

david cross continues to be at the top of his game.

... and fuck dane cook.

Three 6 Mafia has just won an Oscar.

holy shit...

DIRTY SOUF WHUT?!

then you are going to love the chance to play the rapture!!!

for all the music nerds...

watch this now!

hey go here please...

spin.com/bandoftheyear

and vote for MC Chris

if yer still on LJ yer a member of the nerd nation and need to rise up.

my backpack got jets...

the idea of the 5 mother sauces really bugs me ( Read more... )

i'm really thinking about coming out of retirement... or at least turning "semi-retired ( Read more... )