So what if Zakk Masturbation is the only one who reads these?

[phoebe_cyclops]

HEY ZAKK. I'm real super happy for you.
Remember how you said spring is in the air?
It is! The sun is shining, flowers are blooming, and everyone is falling in love.
I love you, man.

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[phoebe_cyclops]

yeah, see if you can pencil me in for a quick scissor- i'm an eager beaver.