Secret Questions Meme: The Unsecreting
The original post is here, if you missed it and want to ask a question before reading the list. I will answer any extras when I get round to it. Honest.
1. Donna Noble (Doctor Who)
2. Coraline Jones (Coraline, obviously)
3. Penny (Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
4. Amy Pond (Doctor Who)
5. Karrin Murphy (The Dresden Files)
6. Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)
7. Shuichi Aizawa (Death Note)
8. Rory Williams (Doctor Who)
9. Penny (The Big Bang Theory)
10. Stephen Gevanni (Death Note)
11. Martha Jones (Doctor Who)
12. Teru Mikami (Death Note)
13. Delirium (Sandman)
14. Misa Amane (Death Note)
15. Touta Matsuda (Death Note)
...yes, there are two women on here named Penny with no apparent last name. Don't ask. I'm not even sure why.
Sheldon and BigBang!Penny are the last people/things/otherwise left alive. What happens next?
*dies laughing* Well, Sheldon freaks out because they'll have to copulate and disappears for several days. He then reappears with a flipchart covered with equations and a complex plan to maximise the genetic diversity of the new population of Earth while minimising the amount of physical contact involved in the process. And explains this to Penny in the usual obliviously condescending fashion. Around the third time he refers to her as 'the female' she shoots one or both of them.
Coraline, Gevanni and Misa encounter an enormous yellow pudding. Who is eaten first, who eats the pudding, and who gets away intact?
ETA: some of you may be confused by this question. Watch at your peril.
Coraline would probably survive, since she has the most experience of eldritch abominations. ;) Misa doesn't eat pudding because she's an idol and has to watch her figure, right? So that leaves Gevanni to eat it and poor Misa to get devoured.
I think I know which one is your favourite. Which is your second-favourite?
Funny thing is, when I started playing wee!Teru all those many moons ago, my favourite character was actually Matsuda. I just wasn't confident of my ability to play... any adults, and only started playing at all because I thought 'hey, it would be funny if tiny!Mikami showed up and caused moral confusion'.
And the rest is history.
I think Rory has edged ahead of Matsuda as my second favourite, though. But they are both love.
Doctor Horrible!Penny and Gevanni are intrepid space explorers who run across a planet entirely peopled with clones of Martha. Who kills whom first? or is the result more...entertaining ;) than that?
I don't think they'd kill each other, though there might be some suspicious gun-pointing between Gevanni and one of the more UNIT-type Marthas, and then Penny would stand between them and make an impassioned speech and they'd all agree that they were really on the same side. And then team up to defend the universe, I guess.
Donna and Teru encounter each other in a dark forest in the middle of the night. What were they doing there and what will they do to each other?
Well, Donna's there because the TARDIS landed nearby and she and the Doctor got separated somehow. Teru... is there because Light told him to be? Or he got lost. He'd try to help her find her way back to civilisation and Donna would be quite pleased, because hey, he's polite and good-looking. Aaaand then the conversation would turn to Kira and it'd all go downhill as Teru realised that a) Donna had never heard of Kira and was b) appalled by the concept and Donna realised that she was trapped in the woods with a nutter.
Which is around the point the Doctor would conveniently find them, I guess.
...Who would you want on your side in a zombie invasion?
It'd have to be Murphy, for obvious reasons if you know the series (I've only read up to Proven Guilty, so no spoilers plz). For those who don't, she's the head of the Chicago Police Department's 'Special Investigations' unit, ie. the unit that deals with supernatural threats which are officially not believed in, and she is utterly badass.
Amy, Rory, Teru, and ...wait, crap. ...Delirium are the Elite Four of some horrifying new Pokemon region. Which types do they specialize in?
*dies again* Ok, this is terribly unoriginal but I can't think of anything better for Amy than Fire-type, so Fire it is. Similarly Rory is the very definition of Badass Normal, so he'd specialise in Normal-types (do Elite Four members get to pick Normal? They do now). Also he kind of has to have a Blissey. Teru... this took more deliberation, but I think he'd like the Steel type. Because they are powerful and unyielding, like justice! ~*insert dramatic pose here*~ ...er, yeah. And Delirium would presumably use Psychic-types. Bring Persim Berries. Lots of Persim Berries.
Which one would you want to be your Pokemon Rival(tm)? Which one would you really, really not want to be your Pokemon Rival(tm)?
Amy would be a fun Rival. We could compete for the hand of the lovely Rory. Who would end up with Amy in the end after we both realised he is not a prize to be fought over and can make up his own mind. But I'd still be the one to beat the League Champion, because protagonist privileges.
Teru, on the other hand, would not be a fun Rival. If he's stalking me around whatever-Region-this-is and challenging me at every opportunity, this is because he believes I have done something Wrong and must be eliminated in the name of Steel-type Justice. And much as I love him in a fictional-character way, I do not want my own personal scary glowy-eyed Skarmory-wielding Inspector Javert.
...on the other other hand, I would play the heck out of that game.
... Which one would make the strongest Pokemon? Which one would make the most interesting novelty Pokemon?
Delirium probably has to be considered a Legendary, being an anthropomorphic personification and all. But whenever I try to picture how she'd look I end up with some sort of unholy evolution of Spinda which would actually be really awesome and I want one. So that answers both questions, I guess.
Gevanni is hosting a video game tournament. Some characters would just host a video game tournament for the awesome factor, but if he needs some sort of ulterior motive, provide one. What snacks does he provide, and what video games? Everyone on the list is invited except for Donna, DoctorH!Penny, Aizawa, BigBang!Penny, and Misa. Why, and do they care? Who wins the tournament? Does anything go horribly wrong?
Ulterior motive: this takes place in meta-land where nothing has to make sense and it all started with an argument about his impossible forgery skills that somehow became about gaming skills. So they'd be having something like a Tetris tournament, I guess? Something requiring good coordination and timing. The snacks would all be things that do not leave too much grease or other residue on hands and buttons.
The people on the uninvited list are all uninvited because they're not interested in the first place, so they don't care too much. (This leaves the question of why Teru is invited, but maybe Gevanni has him under meta-world house arrest. Let's go with that.)
Assuming Delirium doesn't do something like transforming the Tetris blocks into technicolour snakes, it comes down to Sheldon and Gevanni, in the end. Sheldon eventually wins by rules-lawyering so much that Gevanni forfeits the match to make him shut up.
Speaking of Delirium, Teru may or not accidentally offend her and end up trying to stab himself with a stylus. It won't work.
What color would Matsuda paint his nails?
...the colour Misa gave him to throw away because it didn't go with her hair and then the Chief needed him for something and he stuck it in his pocket and forgot about it, and then found it a couple of nights later and he was just really bored, okay? And now he doesn't know how you get it off.
It's probably glittery.
All people on the list are anthropomorphic countries, a la Hetalia. What happens? O_o Also, who gets the bomb first?
...Sheldon gets the bomb first because he has the best physicists. And then he uses it to intimidate the other nations and everybody hates him. Until Penny gets one too and can keep him in line.
That's BigBang!Penny, obviously. DH!Penny would probably be small and at risk of invasion a lot, but then she'd form an alliance with Murphy and Martha, who have better armies and can protect her.
Meanwhile all the Death Note countries are caught in a complex web of shifting alliances that no one else understands.
Donna, Murphy and Gevanni are on community service. Why, what are they told to do, and do they do it or not?
They saved the world. There was a lot of property damage involved. Now they have to help clear it up.
The Doctor would probably whisk Donna off before long, though. Gevanni and Murphy would be duty-bound to stay, and probably find it comparatively restful.
Sheldon and Aizawa go clubbing. Discuss.
Most. Awkward. Evening. Ever. That is all.
Also, since you did something similar on mine- Donna, BigBang!Penny and Matsuda are chosen by a prophecy to save the world from Amy. Do they succeed?
Yes. Yes they do, providing Donna's head doesn't asplode. There'd be an epic battle of the ginger companions before Amy was freed from whatever monster escaped from the crack into her head. Meanwhile Penny and Matsuda would bond over being surrounded by geniuses.
1. Donna Noble (Doctor Who)
2. Coraline Jones (Coraline, obviously)
3. Penny (Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
4. Amy Pond (Doctor Who)
5. Karrin Murphy (The Dresden Files)
6. Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)
7. Shuichi Aizawa (Death Note)
8. Rory Williams (Doctor Who)
9. Penny (The Big Bang Theory)
10. Stephen Gevanni (Death Note)
11. Martha Jones (Doctor Who)
12. Teru Mikami (Death Note)
13. Delirium (Sandman)
14. Misa Amane (Death Note)
15. Touta Matsuda (Death Note)
...yes, there are two women on here named Penny with no apparent last name. Don't ask. I'm not even sure why.
Sheldon and BigBang!Penny are the last people/things/otherwise left alive. What happens next?
*dies laughing* Well, Sheldon freaks out because they'll have to copulate and disappears for several days. He then reappears with a flipchart covered with equations and a complex plan to maximise the genetic diversity of the new population of Earth while minimising the amount of physical contact involved in the process. And explains this to Penny in the usual obliviously condescending fashion. Around the third time he refers to her as 'the female' she shoots one or both of them.
Coraline, Gevanni and Misa encounter an enormous yellow pudding. Who is eaten first, who eats the pudding, and who gets away intact?
ETA: some of you may be confused by this question. Watch at your peril.
Coraline would probably survive, since she has the most experience of eldritch abominations. ;) Misa doesn't eat pudding because she's an idol and has to watch her figure, right? So that leaves Gevanni to eat it and poor Misa to get devoured.
I think I know which one is your favourite. Which is your second-favourite?
Funny thing is, when I started playing wee!Teru all those many moons ago, my favourite character was actually Matsuda. I just wasn't confident of my ability to play... any adults, and only started playing at all because I thought 'hey, it would be funny if tiny!Mikami showed up and caused moral confusion'.
And the rest is history.
I think Rory has edged ahead of Matsuda as my second favourite, though. But they are both love.
Doctor Horrible!Penny and Gevanni are intrepid space explorers who run across a planet entirely peopled with clones of Martha. Who kills whom first? or is the result more...entertaining ;) than that?
I don't think they'd kill each other, though there might be some suspicious gun-pointing between Gevanni and one of the more UNIT-type Marthas, and then Penny would stand between them and make an impassioned speech and they'd all agree that they were really on the same side. And then team up to defend the universe, I guess.
Donna and Teru encounter each other in a dark forest in the middle of the night. What were they doing there and what will they do to each other?
Well, Donna's there because the TARDIS landed nearby and she and the Doctor got separated somehow. Teru... is there because Light told him to be? Or he got lost. He'd try to help her find her way back to civilisation and Donna would be quite pleased, because hey, he's polite and good-looking. Aaaand then the conversation would turn to Kira and it'd all go downhill as Teru realised that a) Donna had never heard of Kira and was b) appalled by the concept and Donna realised that she was trapped in the woods with a nutter.
Which is around the point the Doctor would conveniently find them, I guess.
...Who would you want on your side in a zombie invasion?
It'd have to be Murphy, for obvious reasons if you know the series (I've only read up to Proven Guilty, so no spoilers plz). For those who don't, she's the head of the Chicago Police Department's 'Special Investigations' unit, ie. the unit that deals with supernatural threats which are officially not believed in, and she is utterly badass.
Amy, Rory, Teru, and ...wait, crap. ...Delirium are the Elite Four of some horrifying new Pokemon region. Which types do they specialize in?
*dies again* Ok, this is terribly unoriginal but I can't think of anything better for Amy than Fire-type, so Fire it is. Similarly Rory is the very definition of Badass Normal, so he'd specialise in Normal-types (do Elite Four members get to pick Normal? They do now). Also he kind of has to have a Blissey. Teru... this took more deliberation, but I think he'd like the Steel type. Because they are powerful and unyielding, like justice! ~*insert dramatic pose here*~ ...er, yeah. And Delirium would presumably use Psychic-types. Bring Persim Berries. Lots of Persim Berries.
Which one would you want to be your Pokemon Rival(tm)? Which one would you really, really not want to be your Pokemon Rival(tm)?
Amy would be a fun Rival. We could compete for the hand of the lovely Rory. Who would end up with Amy in the end after we both realised he is not a prize to be fought over and can make up his own mind. But I'd still be the one to beat the League Champion, because protagonist privileges.
Teru, on the other hand, would not be a fun Rival. If he's stalking me around whatever-Region-this-is and challenging me at every opportunity, this is because he believes I have done something Wrong and must be eliminated in the name of Steel-type Justice. And much as I love him in a fictional-character way, I do not want my own personal scary glowy-eyed Skarmory-wielding Inspector Javert.
...on the other other hand, I would play the heck out of that game.
... Which one would make the strongest Pokemon? Which one would make the most interesting novelty Pokemon?
Delirium probably has to be considered a Legendary, being an anthropomorphic personification and all. But whenever I try to picture how she'd look I end up with some sort of unholy evolution of Spinda which would actually be really awesome and I want one. So that answers both questions, I guess.
Gevanni is hosting a video game tournament. Some characters would just host a video game tournament for the awesome factor, but if he needs some sort of ulterior motive, provide one. What snacks does he provide, and what video games? Everyone on the list is invited except for Donna, DoctorH!Penny, Aizawa, BigBang!Penny, and Misa. Why, and do they care? Who wins the tournament? Does anything go horribly wrong?
Ulterior motive: this takes place in meta-land where nothing has to make sense and it all started with an argument about his impossible forgery skills that somehow became about gaming skills. So they'd be having something like a Tetris tournament, I guess? Something requiring good coordination and timing. The snacks would all be things that do not leave too much grease or other residue on hands and buttons.
The people on the uninvited list are all uninvited because they're not interested in the first place, so they don't care too much. (This leaves the question of why Teru is invited, but maybe Gevanni has him under meta-world house arrest. Let's go with that.)
Assuming Delirium doesn't do something like transforming the Tetris blocks into technicolour snakes, it comes down to Sheldon and Gevanni, in the end. Sheldon eventually wins by rules-lawyering so much that Gevanni forfeits the match to make him shut up.
Speaking of Delirium, Teru may or not accidentally offend her and end up trying to stab himself with a stylus. It won't work.
What color would Matsuda paint his nails?
...the colour Misa gave him to throw away because it didn't go with her hair and then the Chief needed him for something and he stuck it in his pocket and forgot about it, and then found it a couple of nights later and he was just really bored, okay? And now he doesn't know how you get it off.
It's probably glittery.
All people on the list are anthropomorphic countries, a la Hetalia. What happens? O_o Also, who gets the bomb first?
...Sheldon gets the bomb first because he has the best physicists. And then he uses it to intimidate the other nations and everybody hates him. Until Penny gets one too and can keep him in line.
That's BigBang!Penny, obviously. DH!Penny would probably be small and at risk of invasion a lot, but then she'd form an alliance with Murphy and Martha, who have better armies and can protect her.
Meanwhile all the Death Note countries are caught in a complex web of shifting alliances that no one else understands.
Donna, Murphy and Gevanni are on community service. Why, what are they told to do, and do they do it or not?
They saved the world. There was a lot of property damage involved. Now they have to help clear it up.
The Doctor would probably whisk Donna off before long, though. Gevanni and Murphy would be duty-bound to stay, and probably find it comparatively restful.
Sheldon and Aizawa go clubbing. Discuss.
Most. Awkward. Evening. Ever. That is all.
Also, since you did something similar on mine- Donna, BigBang!Penny and Matsuda are chosen by a prophecy to save the world from Amy. Do they succeed?
Yes. Yes they do, providing Donna's head doesn't asplode. There'd be an epic battle of the ginger companions before Amy was freed from whatever monster escaped from the crack into her head. Meanwhile Penny and Matsuda would bond over being surrounded by geniuses.