So... I have a boyfriend. His name is Jeff. We get along on a geek level, but then underneath that we're really different. But we're still getting to know each other. And tonight, at the age of 27, I have a first experience that most people have in high school: making out.
Yeah, we made out for the first time tonight. I mean, we've kissed before but tonight when he escorted me to my chariot, we went in to kiss but he opened his mouth and I was thinking, "okay, this is finally happening." But then he was just licking and sucking my tongue. I tried to take the advice I've read online and mirror his actions, but he was all over the place. He was like a hungry dog trying to clean out every last bit in his food dish. And my mouth was the food dish! When we pulled apart, I said, "good night." But then he pulled me in for seconds, but this time, I kind of knew what to expect. It was still messy as hell. I mean, jesus, it's like he was trying to eat my tongue.
Afterwards, he smiled and said, "you're a good kisser." I smiled and thanked him. I couldn't bring myself to say, "you too."
Gosh, is that normal?
I'm 27 and posting a blog about my first make out session tonight. I feel so juvenile. But you know what? The writer brain wanted me to save this memory so I can probably use this scene in my Nanovel.
So guys, when making out with a woman, don't try to eat her face! Just be subtle and gentle.