fuck me.

So I haven’t really updated my journal for a long time. But here I go, so I just had the play which was really cool I acted and still did the sound and lights for it. And we have drama fest coming up in two weeks which is kind of cool b/c I really want to go, the stage is getting re-done over vacation which means we’re in the small gym which is ( Read more... )

"when i was in college my room mate was a great cook. he used to make food for the both of us all the time. one morning he asked if i wanted bacon and eggs, i declined. he seemed to understand and made it for himself, or so i thought. i came out of my bedroom to find a plate with bacon and eggs in front of him, and one in my place at the table. i ( Read more... )

"I was driving late at night and hit something on the road. I thought it was a deer and was pretty upset. According to the news the next morning I actually killed a homeless man. Now I'm not so upset."
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these are so good!

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Layer.oneNameBrianBirthdate8/4/86BirthplaceDenver,ColoradoCurrent locationMaldenEyesBrownHairBrownHeight5-9Righty or LeftyrightyZodiac SignleoLayer.twoYour heritageirish,british,canadianYour weaknessany and everythingYour shoes you wore todaysketchersYour fearsheights, drowning, flying, snakes ( Read more... )

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"one time i lived opposite a crack house and during gang wars which would sporadically occur, i liked to bet with my flatmate about which crackhead would be first to get stabbed in the chest with a carving knife (their usual method of settling disputes).

i never once called the cops."
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I HATE THE STOCK MARKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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