I just made the mistake of reading an LJ debate, and my only reward was the insufferable desire to replace my own eyeballs with pimiento-stuffed green olives. In that, we are in agreement.
I will duly note your desire to lance me with your 10' penis in my mental notes, and request further correspondence via email (readily provided to a couple other responses). However, your usage of standard measurement rather than metric is makes your claims of Aussie-hood severely suspect. I always knew you were a 40 year-old woman with seven children living in a shiny silver motor home in Alabama...
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I will duly note your desire to lance me with your 10' penis in my mental notes, and request further correspondence via email (readily provided to a couple other responses). However, your usage of standard measurement rather than metric is makes your claims of Aussie-hood severely suspect. I always knew you were a 40 year-old woman with seven children living in a shiny silver motor home in Alabama...
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