010 [voice log] (Fourth Wall!)

Dec 01, 2009 08:43


[There is a faint rustling and clicking sound as Harry tries to fiddle with the communicator.]

Damn thing... What did I do, I couldn't have broken it already...

[Further groans as he keeps at it!]

stupid communicator, oh shit, voice log, fourth wall!event

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You. I am glad you posted. >:3 puppet_potter December 1 2009, 18:13:28 UTC
Well then you shouldn't have broken it.

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Ohoho, really? phoenix_core December 1 2009, 18:30:06 UTC
It's not my fault, this thing is just weir-

...Who is this?

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Oh yes. >D puppet_potter December 1 2009, 18:59:16 UTC
Who am I? Who am I?! I'm Harry Potter, I'm the boy who lived!

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Invite your friends! XD phoenix_core December 1 2009, 19:06:04 UTC
...You're not Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter, and I don't sound like that.

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tradingloyalty December 1 2009, 19:18:29 UTC
Is there ever a place you aren't meddling, boy?

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phoenix_core December 1 2009, 19:20:35 UTC
[Have some sputtering.]

But... You... You're here?!

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tradingloyalty December 1 2009, 19:40:41 UTC
That certainly didn't answer the question.

But no, Mr. Potter, I am not.

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phoenix_core December 1 2009, 19:42:56 UTC
That doesn't matter. If you're not here, why can I hear you on this thing?!

And if you're here... no... then he...

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[Voice] kingslaying December 1 2009, 19:24:47 UTC
Well, you're still hanging around there, I see.

It's unsurprising, really.

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Re: [Voice] phoenix_core December 1 2009, 19:44:14 UTC
Jaime! Where did you go? I haven't seen you since... Well... I haven't seen you!

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[Voice] kingslaying December 1 2009, 19:54:26 UTC
Where did I go? Home, lad, and into the arms of the many trials and tribulations that come with it, isn't that the way of it?

What of you? How long has it been?

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Re: [Voice] phoenix_core December 1 2009, 20:12:14 UTC
I haven't seen you since July, so... about four months. How did you get home?

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/gangbangs forcingloyalty December 1 2009, 19:49:49 UTC
Potter? Is that you?

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/ho snap phoenix_core December 1 2009, 20:12:41 UTC
...Um... Mrs. Malfoy?

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8D here for the malfoy party forcingloyalty December 2 2009, 07:36:32 UTC
So it's true, you are here.

And my son?

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Mm sexy malfoy party phoenix_core December 2 2009, 13:21:07 UTC
He's here too... with me.

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Ohohohoho. Fear the mafia!Draco. piccolabiscia December 1 2009, 20:53:16 UTC
That's just typical of you, Potter. Always going around breaking things. It's a wonder I haven't pitched you from my service yet. Not even those pathetic maids of my mother's broke as much as you do.

Granted, they could never make tea like you do.

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Fucking sexy <3 phoenix_core December 1 2009, 20:59:53 UTC
...What are you talking about, Draco? We don't have any maids-

Oh. You're not the same Draco. I thought you hated the way I make tea, that's why you usually do it yourself...

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True that. <3 piccolabiscia December 1 2009, 21:07:23 UTC
No, you're right - the only maid is you, considering you'll do anything I say.

Obviously this 'other Draco' - one in your mind, apparently, since I'm the only one - doesn't like to utilise your few talents. Wishful thinking, perhaps?

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*licks lips* phoenix_core December 1 2009, 21:21:12 UTC
[That... wasn't completely off base. Harry reddened immediately.]

There is no Draco in my mind! There's just a Draco, and he happens to be in the same apartment.

Anyways... you sound older or something. Are you supposed to be from a time in the future, or whatever?

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