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ganked from a couple of people. basically doing this to rub it in garrett's face because i am like
14.5 bajillion times more man than he is
1. Do you have facial hair? If so, how much? If not, how often do you shave?
I have Scottish heritage, which equates to a slight dusting of a femstache AIN'T ASHAMED TO ADMIT
but you best believe I pluck that shit mmhmm
2. Have you ever been in a fight?
LMAO YEAH I am actually impressed I haven't broken anything
especially my nose, that gets smacked a lot
3. Have you ever been in a dance fight?
Many.
4. How many girl/boyfriends have you had?
Only one boyfriend, akshully
5. Are you tall or short?
Short-to-average, I guess? I'm 5'4" (UNSURE)
6. When was the last time you hit the gym?
I drive past one all the time
7. What kind of music do you listen to?
ALL OF IT well no. ALL THE STUFF WORTH LISTENING TO. Everything from Black Flag to Brett Dennen to Fat Freddy's Drop to Butterfly Effect to Neko Case to Queen to Public Enemy to Buddy Holly to...yeah, pretty much everything, really.
8. Are you single right now?
As far as I know, but bitches love me so /SHRUGS
9. Did you enjoy gym class as a kid?
Fuck no, our gym glass was HARD
10. Do you play/have you ever played any sports?
Played soccer for school sports when I was a wee tacker. Horserode for years, and did swimming club too.
11. If you could have any animal in the world for a pet, what would it be?
A lumberjack, those things are handy
12. Do you smoke?
Nah. Every now and again (read: once a year, maybe) I'll have a drag, but usually only when I'm having weird cravings.
13. What would your superhero name be?
Captain Fantastic, obvs. My useless superpower is the ability to drag any conversation down into the the gutter and beat it until it stays there...I forget what my hidden other secret power is.
14. What would your porn name be?
Kees Abbatoir
Kees is Dutch it's basically said 'Cayse'
15. What would your son's name be?
Chuck Norris
16. What would your daughter's name be?
Chuck Norris
fyi Ali named my kids guys
17. Are you a slob?
Yeah, kinda really I guess
18. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Yes.
19. What kind of drunk are you/do you think you'd be?
Generally loud, friendly, touchy-feely, and rather obnoxious. And dancey.
20. If your life was a movie, which actor would you want to play you?
Bruce Willis
I'd settle for Samuel L Jackson though
or Dolph Lundgren
21. What makes you smile?
Lots of things!
22. What pisses you off?
Lots of things! But different lots of things than the ones that make me smile
mostly
23. What makes you cry?
More lots of things. Disney movies are a sure bet. So are goodbyes.
24. Who is your favorite fictional badass?
Kalten (props if you know who I'm talking about flist)
25. What is your favorite knife-fighting technique?
Winning
26. If you could be transported back in time to any point in history, when would it be?
I'd go straight to a Led Zeppelin concert, bitches
Or maybe the Kinks
27. Do you have chest hair?
Yep, same as everyone else
it's not scary and dark though it's just that...human-fuzz thingy
28. Lead, follow, or get out of the way?
Yeah, sure, why not
29. Do you think you'll ever get married?
Ehhhh.
30. Are you a good driver?
Ehhh, decent? I'm not a danger, but I ain't no rally driver either.
31. If you could sleep with any one celebrity, who would it be?
just one? :( I'll taaaaaake...hmm. Today I'll say Chris Evans 'cause me and Megs watched Not Another Teen Movie earlier and I feel like a banana split.
32. Have you ever been in love?
Oh, yes.
33. What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
Glen Zeb Milky Uhhh wow. I don't know?? I've done some real dumb shit. Maybe crashing my car...that was pretty dumb.
34. Possibly as a result of the above, what's the worst you've ever been hurt?
Ehh, stepped on by horses, sprained ankles, that's about it.
35. How many wild animals have you defeated in bare-handed combat within the last year?
All of them, obviously.
36. You have been made Emperor of the Whole Goddamned World. What's the first thing you do?
You know that scene in A Clockwork Orange where they prop the guys eyelids open and force him to watch shit? I'd do that to Garrett with this.
37. What do you fear?
Being apart from people. Also spiders.
38. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
A phoenix tattooed on my back; piercings I have are my lip, nose, and lobes..
39. How long is your hair?
At the moment it's about 7 inches for my mohawk when straightened, I think? And my sides are a bit fuzzy, maybe 1/3 - 1/4 of an inch.
40. If you could punch anyone in the world in the face without repercussions, who would it be?
Justin Bieber
I just think his expression would be hilarious okay....
41. Who is your closest friend?
I'm pretty open-hearted so all my friends are close friends and I'll tell them anything, but Janna is obvs my bestie. We've been living inside each others' heads for years now. ♥
42. What are your current goals, and what are you doing to achieve them?
To hang out with cool people. To FINISH MY FUCKING BOOK! In furtherance of both of these I live on the internet (unsure)
43. What would you do if you found out you had three days left to live?
Everything.
44. Have you ever been a lumberjack or a fireman?
I was a fireman for an afternoon! I got to play with the sirens.
45. A wizard has turned you into a whale. Is this awesome Y/N?
MFY*
*this means MOTHERFUCKIN' YES not MY FACE WHEN okay kids
46. What cartoons did you watch as a kid?
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, He-Man, Gargoyles, Mummies Alive! (WHO ELSE WATCHED THAT SHIT I KNOW I'M NOT ALONE HERE), Doug, SWAT Kats, Samurai Pizza Cats, Biker Mice from Mars, Rugrats, heaps of other shit I don't even remember. JEM & THE HOLOGRAMS.
47. What time do you wake up in the morning?
I'm awake by 8am these days, but usually roll out of bed about 11 unless I have shit to do
48. What card games do you know how to play?
Euchre
Up & Down The River
Blackjack
Poker
Strip Poker
Last Card (Uno I guess)
Strip Last Card
Fish
Strip Fish
Cheat
Strip Cheat
Kings & Bastards
Strip Kings & Bastards
Koon Kang or however the fuck it's even spelled
49. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue take the President on a barcrawl?
Fucking right I am
50. How long is yours
Bitches don't know about my deadly anaconda.
14.5 bajillion times more man than he is
1. Do you have facial hair? If so, how much? If not, how often do you shave?
I have Scottish heritage, which equates to a slight dusting of a femstache AIN'T ASHAMED TO ADMIT
but you best believe I pluck that shit mmhmm
2. Have you ever been in a fight?
LMAO YEAH I am actually impressed I haven't broken anything
especially my nose, that gets smacked a lot
3. Have you ever been in a dance fight?
Many.
4. How many girl/boyfriends have you had?
Only one boyfriend, akshully
5. Are you tall or short?
Short-to-average, I guess? I'm 5'4" (UNSURE)
6. When was the last time you hit the gym?
I drive past one all the time
7. What kind of music do you listen to?
ALL OF IT well no. ALL THE STUFF WORTH LISTENING TO. Everything from Black Flag to Brett Dennen to Fat Freddy's Drop to Butterfly Effect to Neko Case to Queen to Public Enemy to Buddy Holly to...yeah, pretty much everything, really.
8. Are you single right now?
As far as I know, but bitches love me so /SHRUGS
9. Did you enjoy gym class as a kid?
Fuck no, our gym glass was HARD
10. Do you play/have you ever played any sports?
Played soccer for school sports when I was a wee tacker. Horserode for years, and did swimming club too.
11. If you could have any animal in the world for a pet, what would it be?
A lumberjack, those things are handy
12. Do you smoke?
Nah. Every now and again (read: once a year, maybe) I'll have a drag, but usually only when I'm having weird cravings.
13. What would your superhero name be?
Captain Fantastic, obvs. My useless superpower is the ability to drag any conversation down into the the gutter and beat it until it stays there...I forget what my hidden other secret power is.
14. What would your porn name be?
Kees Abbatoir
Kees is Dutch it's basically said 'Cayse'
15. What would your son's name be?
Chuck Norris
16. What would your daughter's name be?
Chuck Norris
fyi Ali named my kids guys
17. Are you a slob?
Yeah, kinda really I guess
18. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Yes.
19. What kind of drunk are you/do you think you'd be?
Generally loud, friendly, touchy-feely, and rather obnoxious. And dancey.
20. If your life was a movie, which actor would you want to play you?
Bruce Willis
I'd settle for Samuel L Jackson though
or Dolph Lundgren
21. What makes you smile?
Lots of things!
22. What pisses you off?
Lots of things! But different lots of things than the ones that make me smile
mostly
23. What makes you cry?
More lots of things. Disney movies are a sure bet. So are goodbyes.
24. Who is your favorite fictional badass?
Kalten (props if you know who I'm talking about flist)
25. What is your favorite knife-fighting technique?
Winning
26. If you could be transported back in time to any point in history, when would it be?
I'd go straight to a Led Zeppelin concert, bitches
Or maybe the Kinks
27. Do you have chest hair?
Yep, same as everyone else
it's not scary and dark though it's just that...human-fuzz thingy
28. Lead, follow, or get out of the way?
Yeah, sure, why not
29. Do you think you'll ever get married?
Ehhhh.
30. Are you a good driver?
Ehhh, decent? I'm not a danger, but I ain't no rally driver either.
31. If you could sleep with any one celebrity, who would it be?
just one? :( I'll taaaaaake...hmm. Today I'll say Chris Evans 'cause me and Megs watched Not Another Teen Movie earlier and I feel like a banana split.
32. Have you ever been in love?
Oh, yes.
33. What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
Glen Zeb Milky Uhhh wow. I don't know?? I've done some real dumb shit. Maybe crashing my car...that was pretty dumb.
34. Possibly as a result of the above, what's the worst you've ever been hurt?
Ehh, stepped on by horses, sprained ankles, that's about it.
35. How many wild animals have you defeated in bare-handed combat within the last year?
All of them, obviously.
36. You have been made Emperor of the Whole Goddamned World. What's the first thing you do?
You know that scene in A Clockwork Orange where they prop the guys eyelids open and force him to watch shit? I'd do that to Garrett with this.
37. What do you fear?
Being apart from people. Also spiders.
38. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
A phoenix tattooed on my back; piercings I have are my lip, nose, and lobes..
39. How long is your hair?
At the moment it's about 7 inches for my mohawk when straightened, I think? And my sides are a bit fuzzy, maybe 1/3 - 1/4 of an inch.
40. If you could punch anyone in the world in the face without repercussions, who would it be?
Justin Bieber
I just think his expression would be hilarious okay....
41. Who is your closest friend?
I'm pretty open-hearted so all my friends are close friends and I'll tell them anything, but Janna is obvs my bestie. We've been living inside each others' heads for years now. ♥
42. What are your current goals, and what are you doing to achieve them?
To hang out with cool people. To FINISH MY FUCKING BOOK! In furtherance of both of these I live on the internet (unsure)
43. What would you do if you found out you had three days left to live?
Everything.
44. Have you ever been a lumberjack or a fireman?
I was a fireman for an afternoon! I got to play with the sirens.
45. A wizard has turned you into a whale. Is this awesome Y/N?
MFY*
*this means MOTHERFUCKIN' YES not MY FACE WHEN okay kids
46. What cartoons did you watch as a kid?
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, He-Man, Gargoyles, Mummies Alive! (WHO ELSE WATCHED THAT SHIT I KNOW I'M NOT ALONE HERE), Doug, SWAT Kats, Samurai Pizza Cats, Biker Mice from Mars, Rugrats, heaps of other shit I don't even remember. JEM & THE HOLOGRAMS.
47. What time do you wake up in the morning?
I'm awake by 8am these days, but usually roll out of bed about 11 unless I have shit to do
48. What card games do you know how to play?
Euchre
Up & Down The River
Blackjack
Poker
Strip Poker
Last Card (Uno I guess)
Strip Last Card
Fish
Strip Fish
Cheat
Strip Cheat
Kings & Bastards
Strip Kings & Bastards
Koon Kang or however the fuck it's even spelled
49. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue take the President on a barcrawl?
Fucking right I am
50. How long is yours
Bitches don't know about my deadly anaconda.