3 AM post.
I like the way you french inhale.
Joonmyeon centric, hyung line.
Joonmyeon tries it, the trick that Minseok showed ever since last week, he awkwardly gripping into the cigarette sticks that Luhan offers at the smoking room inside the club to demonstrate what he has learned, Wufan has been teasing him because of Joonmyeon’s curiousity even leads him into watching the tutorial of french inhale techniques on youtube, and somehow it pressured the youngest guy from the clique, to impress the hyungs, he takes a long drag of the cigarette first, keeping the smoke inside his mouth, he knows that he needs to be slow and sure when he starts to blowing the smoke but he kinda lose his control at the end of it and messing up with it, earning a huge laughs from the hyungs.
“Stop trying, that won’t work!” Minseok shouts, “You didn’t suit for smoking anyway, it’s always funny when we see you smoking. Let’s just go eating ice cream together later, okay?”
“But then I’ll be all by myself at the dance floor when you guys are smoking in here!” he reasons, not wanting to be left alone.
“Shut up! You know that Jongin is always on the dance floor and he was trying to bang you, he’s always the regular in here!” Luhan adds, “I highly recommended him for you, you guys kinda look good together! He can teach you some slick and sick moves with that flexibility of a dancer!”
“Urgh fine! I’ll check that kid out, but if it’s under my expectation, hyung should teach me to french inhale again!”
“Alright, challenge accepted!” Luhan nods, and Joonmyeon gets off from the cubicle, “I guess that means he would never try to ask us to teach him anymore, because now he could asks Jongin to teach him how to french kiss,” he slyly says.
2Chenz. Spin off of 2 Guns
Krischen, side Suhan!!
“I’m sorry Kris, but I had to do this, it’s an order from my boss,” the bullet shoots through Wufan’s shoulder. Just an hour after the bank robbing that they just done together in team.
“But I’m a federal agent! Trust me,” Wufan shows on his badge, using the last strength that he has from his arm to pick out the badge from the pocket of his pants.
“How could I trust you with that strange sense of fashion and you don’t even have a back up just now, I’m just gonna shoot you right there at the shoulder, you wouldn’t die anyway,” Jongdae tries to keep a distance between Kris and him.
“Because I’m undercover! I’m not Kris, I’m Wu Yifan. Kris is a fancy ex-drug dealer and that’s just how I should act!” he screams to Jongdae, because Jongdae has been standing pretty far from him to make him able to speaks properly in a normal tone.
And then Wufan blanks out, he was running out of blood. All he remembers is just Jongdae who cries in panic. And now he’s at the hospital, in the white robe and bandage on wrapped on his upper left arm right where Jongdae shoots him.
He was all alone, but then someone came up from the hospital window. It’s Jongdae.
“Surprise…” Jongdae has a forced smile going on in his lips as he waves to Wufan, he was dressed in a strange bowl cut wig and shirt with a bowtie.
“Explain. Everything. And for God sake, can’t you just use a normal entrance?”
“Because my status is now a most wanted person in Seoul right now. I spend the whole night to researched on the missing information that I didn’t get, between us. And now I just realized that we’re only a machines that has been played by both of our boss.”
“What do you mean?”
“Your boss is General Luhan from the Air Force division, and mine is General Joonmyeon from the Marine division, I sneaked inside their kakaotalk conversation last night and I found out that they’ve been on a bet about who’s better, me or you, their best crew from each division.”
“Is this for real? Then what was the money for? Whose money is that, the one that we robbed? It’s 1 billion won worth of money, you know?”
“It’s the government money, that’s why we both are now currently become the most searched suspects for this case. It’s not a triad gang’s money, like how they told us.”
“So, we are now guilty or what?”
“It was still on the process, our boss are trying to solve this problem but for now on, we’re still the bad guys,” he explains to Wufan, a little grumpy, “And now I was even on my second disguise, since the Chenchen is forbidden.”
“So, you’re not Chenchen? Chenchen the talented pickpocket?”
“No, I’m Kim Jongdae, working at the marine corps under the leadership of Kim Joonmyeon. You didn’t know about this because all of my private data has been deleted and fabricated.”
“Is that means that you’re the winner?”
“Apparently yes, Wufan-sshi. They find you as being too calm and nice, and not bold enough.”
“I don’t even know about what is right and what is wrong right now, this is too confusing.”
“At least now that I know that you’re not really a criminal, can we just go for a date? I know that you’re gay, I caught you watching that nail art tutorial once, and you wouldn’t dressed like how Kris the fabulous criminal dressed, right?”
“I don’t think that was a case…” Wufan mutters down, Jongdae rolls his eyes back at Wufan.
“That can be fixed! Just go for a date first with me, okay? Since we know our real identity clearer already, once you get healthier and fit! Now I need to escape and hides before the dumbasses polices would find me. See you later!! Wufan!!”
And Jongdae was gone again from the window.