ATTENTION TURD AKA SARA JANE PRISBY AKA MY ONLY FRIEND IN MI THAT LIKES WATERMELON

[phoenixlynn]

I HAVE THE BEST, SWEETEST, JUICEST WATERMELON ANY HUMAN COULD EVER ASK FOR RIGHT NOW.

COME OVER AND EAT SOME WITH ME WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.

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[dontcall_me]

OMG I AM SO JEALOUS!
SAVE ME SOME FOR FRIDAY!

[leftfootforward]

It's not that I don't like watermelon, more that I prefer not to eat it.