Comments | phoenixredux: LJ: Now with 30% More Nipples!!

phoenixredux

LJ: Now with 30% More Nipples!!

Jan 30, 2008 11:49

The Washer & Dryer were delivered yesterday! So exciting! Now if only I can manage to hook up the gas dryer without blowing up the house. I am a bit nervous about that. I'll be careful, but it still makes me nervous. I put all the gas line parts together last night, but I still need a nipple. I wonder if plumbers make endless nipple jokes? I would ( Read more... )

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ignusfaatus January 30 2008, 20:31:37 UTC

dont forget the spraying the gas line with dishsoap and a lil water trick and watching for bubbles to form.

mercystars January 30 2008, 20:55:25 UTC

If you pee outside, it'll freeze before it hits the ground. You can make your very own urine-stalagmite! (Or is that a stalagtite? I always mix them up.) Note: Beware of shrinkage!

If you toss a pot of boiling hot water into the air, it will turn to snow. Belinda Jensen even demonstrated it during the 10 o'clock news on KARE last night, but I don't think it's up on their site.

Holy shit, REALLY????

phoenixredux January 30 2008, 20:57:57 UTC

Ya rly.

This is what we're talking about when we say it gets cold here. We're not screwing around. It's really fucking cold here.

mercystars January 30 2008, 21:00:18 UTC

Well then, I guess I'll just STFU about it being 50 here now, lest you all come here and kick my wimpy little ass!

phoenixredux January 30 2008, 21:04:24 UTC

50 degrees? I'd break out the shorts and sandals!

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malefica_v January 31 2008, 02:41:10 UTC

Erm, but if you lick a nipple while you're out in the snow, what does your flagpole freeze to, and how long before you can pee again? And if you toss Belinda Jensen up in the air, will she come back down as pizza?

Sorry. Brain freeze.

phoenixredux January 31 2008, 16:57:37 UTC

ROFL!

That happens, too.

puffpastry February 3 2008, 09:17:58 UTC

MINNESOTA: OH YAH, IT'S COLD, BUT I MADE HOTDISH.

MINNESOTA; WHERE THE FOOD IS WHITE AND THE PEOPLE ARE TOO.

MINNESOTA: OUR STATE FABRIC IS POLARTEC.

MINNESOTA: GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE COEN BROTHERS, GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.

MINNESOTA: THE STATE THAT 'FARGO' MADE FAMOUS (AND YES, FARGO IS IN NORTH DAKOTA. IT'S CONFUSING. SHUT UP AND WATCH THE MOVIE.).

MINNESOTA: SNOWBLOWER? I HARDLY KNOW 'ER!

phoenixredux February 3 2008, 17:42:16 UTC

These are good. :)

randomposting February 5 2008, 21:55:12 UTC

Happy Birthday! :)

phoenixredux February 5 2008, 21:57:14 UTC

Thanks. :)

randomposting February 5 2008, 21:58:34 UTC

You're welcome! :)