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May 18, 2010 11:48

Slate asks, "Do you have any better ideas for stopping the oil spill ( Read more... )

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mle292 May 18 2010, 16:56:59 UTC
If we're going to have government pay for the cleanup, then government should run the companies and take the profits, too. And if we're going to keep drilling in the future (as I expect we will), then let's have a plan in place for mandatory fail-safe devices and rapid-response cleanup crews.

That's not nearly as profitable as the current method, you commie.

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phoenixredux May 18 2010, 17:03:00 UTC
Totally. How many kids could we send to college for engineering degrees with $86.5 billion in quarterly profits? (And that's just the one company!!) How many electric car quick-charging stations could we install across the country that would end our dependence on all that otter-choking oil?

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mle292 May 18 2010, 17:31:27 UTC
But if things are publicly owned, there's no incentive to build a better oil rig - or so I've heard.

How come it looks to me like there's no incentive now to build a better oil rig?

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phoenixredux May 18 2010, 17:45:37 UTC
That's why we plug the hole with Oil Co executives. The next batch will suddenly find very compelling reasons to build better rigs.

It's sort of like that old joke:

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

British Petrolium.

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saphirepassion May 18 2010, 17:47:02 UTC
So, the governement would be able to use the profits for sending students to college ?

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phoenixredux May 18 2010, 17:51:28 UTC
That, hopefully. Or whatever. It could fully fund any pipe-dream NASA comes up with, or build a bicycle trail from New York to Los Angeles. Whatever Congress wants to do, it could. What is BP spending those profits on now? Clearly, they're not building safer oil rigs!

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gwangi May 18 2010, 23:27:09 UTC
BP, being a publicly traded company, is spending its profits in part on things like your grandmother's retirement plan, and Joe Schmo's car he bought after selling the stock, and other useful-to-the-economy sorts of things. Profits are good. That's what our whole system is based on!

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mercystars May 18 2010, 18:24:42 UTC
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patrickwonders May 18 2010, 18:43:34 UTC
This.

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malefica_v May 20 2010, 04:14:23 UTC
My only objection is that I don't trust the gummint to do any better at running a high-risk business with efficiency and diligence. If there was only a role model...

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