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_would you ever.._come up to a random person and give them a hug?:i go to church, you almost have to. randomly drop on one knee and ask a stranger to marry you?:If i was really really drunk, and even then. burp in an upscale restaurant?:I dont got to those skip school cause you dont want to run into your ex?:LOL. I ve probably done that party all night n blow off studying?:Ooops, i was supposed to be studying? ditch a friend for a guy?:Not if the friend needs me go out with your best friend's ex?:thats touchy brake up a relationship just cause youre bored?:SHUT UP! go to a shopping area in pjs?:Often wear a coctain dress to school?:You mean cocktail? sure, why not not shower for a week?:I was homeless ok? sleep outside naked?:no, only in my bed, or corbin's go to a nude beach?:nah marry at 15?:i would have, but im stupid compete in a marathon?:hell no kill an animal?:not intenionally move out of your parents house cause they got on your nerves?:I did that do drugs?:i dont like those smoke?:no have a tea party?:sure, as long as its in boston have a carwash for a cause but then keep the money and not give it away?:no get wasted and go to school the next day?:i did that just the other day write poems to piss people off?:I do that because IM pissed off, not the other way around get a tattoo that covers your whole body?:no, just a few get your nipple pierced?:eh, maybe my clit toilet paper someones house just because?:sure. write a love letter to a celeberty?:nope dedicate a day to reading?:hehehe. ive done that
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Your hair began to fall out?:Shave it off and buy a wig Your best friend died in a car crash?:Be really mad and cry Your most loathed teacher came onto you?:Look at him funny and walk away Your most fancied teacher kissed you?:umm. Not do anything on campus You wet the bed?:clean it up You were slapped across the face by your mother?:slap her back. the bich deserves it Everyone forgot your birthday?:Hehe. I made brownies and fucked around on the internet You became a vampire?:have fun Someone tried to rape you?:sit there and take it if i knew them, cuz thats what i did do Your mother caught you 'doing something'?:ROFLMAO. happened already. I cried and refused to look at her Your father saw you naked by mistake?:hmm. slam the door? Your jeans fell down in school?:be really embarASSed You were tripped over by that stupid blonde prep in your class?:beat her ass Were asked out by someone you'd always felt sorry for?:tell him hes great but i cant do that right now Accidentally killed a cat/dog/horse/beaver while driving your car or bycle.:How could i kill a horse? that would total my car. You suddenly found you had the power of telekenesis?:Hehe. You got a letter in the mail from your new stalker?:Turn it into the cops. not that they give a shit. fuckers You were told your family had just been murdered?:id be really mad and out for revenge You found yourself attracted to the same sex?:Hehe. kiss em You sent an anonymous Valentines card and that person found out it was you?:Smile and blush pretty You parents told you they wanted you to go to therapy.:Tell em as long as they pay You accidentally sat on your little brother's hamster and killed it?:throw it out You got asked to donate a kidney to your hated half-cousin?:tell them no You got an anonymous love letter?:smile. and wonder. alot You saw Spider-Man swinging by?:wave I asked you to go out with me?:Fuckin stupid Some evil old man grasped your behind?:slap him? You slipped in dog crap while everyone was watching?:laugh at myself and wipe off my shoe Your computer suddenly went blank and declared the matrix has you?:i wouldnt be suprised, this is an emachine.
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Your hair began to fall out?:Shave it off and buy a wig Your best friend died in a car crash?:Be really mad and cry Your most loathed teacher came onto you?:Look at him funny and walk away Your most fancied teacher kissed you?:umm. Not do anything on campus You wet the bed?:clean it up You were slapped across the face by your mother?:slap her back. the bich deserves it Everyone forgot your birthday?:Hehe. I made brownies and fucked around on the internet You became a vampire?:have fun Someone tried to rape you?:sit there and take it if i knew them, cuz thats what i did do Your mother caught you 'doing something'?:ROFLMAO. happened already. I cried and refused to look at her Your father saw you naked by mistake?:hmm. slam the door? Your jeans fell down in school?:be really embarASSed You were tripped over by that stupid blonde prep in your class?:beat her ass Were asked out by someone you'd always felt sorry for?:tell him hes great but i cant do that right now Accidentally killed a cat/dog/horse/beaver while driving your car or bycle.:How could i kill a horse? that would total my car. You suddenly found you had the power of telekenesis?:Hehe. You got a letter in the mail from your new stalker?:Turn it into the cops. not that they give a shit. fuckers You were told your family had just been murdered?:id be really mad and out for revenge You found yourself attracted to the same sex?:Hehe. kiss em You sent an anonymous Valentines card and that person found out it was you?:Smile and blush pretty You parents told you they wanted you to go to therapy.:Tell em as long as they pay You accidentally sat on your little brother's hamster and killed it?:throw it out You got asked to donate a kidney to your hated half-cousin?:tell them no You got an anonymous love letter?:smile. and wonder. alot You saw Spider-Man swinging by?:wave I asked you to go out with me?:Fuckin stupid Some evil old man grasped your behind?:slap him? You slipped in dog crap while everyone was watching?:laugh at myself and wipe off my shoe Your computer suddenly went blank and declared the matrix has you?:i wouldnt be suprised, this is an emachine.
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