How can a day that sucked in such momentous proportions provide something like this?

[phoenoy]

Today I was called a handsome rascal by an eighty year old black woman who has no legs and smokes pot. We watched Maurie together for a few minutes. Top that.

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[rootdaemon]

I had sex with her later that day.

[dog_goat]

how did you encounter this fine lady?

[phoenoy]

Dan, you are the only one who will appreciate the fact that I'm talking about Arnetta from the pharmacy. You remember her right? I was delivering to her and she was watching Maurie. That's how it went down.

[dog_goat]

kick ass.

[st0lenw0rds]

you are a handsome...something. i dk what a rascal is though. when i think rascal i think the little rascals..