I nearly burned down my village last night ( Read more... )

WE'RE ENGAGED! [as of Christmas eve :-D]

and i also got... a claw machine, a golf flag to chip at, and a texas hold em game. hurray!

10 things that make me happy ( Read more... )

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Wanna feel like GOD ( Read more... )

it's the most... wonderful time... of the yeeeeeeeeeeeeear...

bwahaha... i said i was going to sleep ( Read more... )

why does the keyboard win ( Read more... )

So the getting so famous i could sell my own crap idea was a dud.

At least i'm going to be graduating this spring and i look like i'm on track to have a wonderful life and career shared with a splendid gal. i guess i'd rather not be famous. and selling crap is just gross.

So tonight I had an extremely random thought. I wondered how amazing it would be if you were so famous that you could poop in a jar and sell it. Seriously. If you were a rock star... or something like that... some rediculous fans might actually buy it. And... put it... on a shelf or something. So all you'd have to do is just poop in a jar, and ( Read more... )