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[phototaxis]

I function exclusively on stolen wireless internet at my house. It usually doesn't work. It never works when it is raining. I don't really know how to explain that one. As far as I know the magic internet invisible waves get beaten down by the rain. That may actually be my working theory at the moment.

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[olde_fortran]

It's well known that the ionic charge of water causes the demons riding the radio waves of 802.11b wireless to get hopelessly lost and just give up because, you know, who really wants to carry TCP packets in the rain anyway and it's just time for a drink.