voicemail.
[ professional ]
"You've reached Professor Frederick Abberline's office, please leave a clear message, sorry it's only English and Welsh for this one, and I'll get back to you pending. Thanks."
[ personal ]
"Fuck off. Ta, darlings."
"You've reached Professor Frederick Abberline's office, please leave a clear message, sorry it's only English and Welsh for this one, and I'll get back to you pending. Thanks."
[ personal ]
"Fuck off. Ta, darlings."
"Mum! Hi! Not back, I'm actually fucking off again in a bit - just wanted to let you know I'm fine and I'll bring you home a souvenir or something, you'd like an Ewok, right? -I'm kidding, Luke, Christ. So, yeah, we're off to see the library, the wonderful library of Oz. Don't throw my shit out, I'll call you when I'm coming home. Much love. Ta - and don't get arrested!"
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