Fic: Speak
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: FRT, for language
Characters: Dean, Sam
Setting: Season four; blanket spoilers
Summary: Dean is lazy, and Castiel is such a long name.
28. Speak
Dean hooks his fingers in the shape of a 'C' and draws it across his nose, from just above the ear.
"What's that mean?"
C-A-S.
"We're giving angels nicknames, now?"
I'm not gonna spell out his name every time I need to say it.
"Don't you think it's a little… irreverent?"
Giving him a name?
"He's got a name. Given to him by God."
C-A-S-T-I-fucking-E-L?
"You're too lazy to spell out his name, but you'll sign a tmeses into it? Really?"
Bitch.
"Whatever. If he comes to smite us, I'm blaming this all on you."
After you fanboy all over him, you mean?
"I'm not gonna dignify that with a response."
'cause you know it's true.
"Say his name again? It didn't catch it the first time."
Dean hooks his fingers in the shape of a 'C' and draws it across his nose, from just above the ear.
"It's not a double-entendre, is it?"
Oh man, I didn't think of that. We are so changing it, now.
"Dean. He will kick your ass."
He could try.
"You could just call him 'angel.' It's not like I'm going to get him confused with all the other angels we know."
The fuck is this, Lifetime? His name is Cas.
"You're right out of Touched by an Angel, man. Just saying."
Dean flips him off.
Rating: FRT, for language
Characters: Dean, Sam
Setting: Season four; blanket spoilers
Summary: Dean is lazy, and Castiel is such a long name.
28. Speak
Dean hooks his fingers in the shape of a 'C' and draws it across his nose, from just above the ear.
"What's that mean?"
C-A-S.
"We're giving angels nicknames, now?"
I'm not gonna spell out his name every time I need to say it.
"Don't you think it's a little… irreverent?"
Giving him a name?
"He's got a name. Given to him by God."
C-A-S-T-I-fucking-E-L?
"You're too lazy to spell out his name, but you'll sign a tmeses into it? Really?"
Bitch.
"Whatever. If he comes to smite us, I'm blaming this all on you."
After you fanboy all over him, you mean?
"I'm not gonna dignify that with a response."
'cause you know it's true.
"Say his name again? It didn't catch it the first time."
Dean hooks his fingers in the shape of a 'C' and draws it across his nose, from just above the ear.
"It's not a double-entendre, is it?"
Oh man, I didn't think of that. We are so changing it, now.
"Dean. He will kick your ass."
He could try.
"You could just call him 'angel.' It's not like I'm going to get him confused with all the other angels we know."
The fuck is this, Lifetime? His name is Cas.
"You're right out of Touched by an Angel, man. Just saying."
Dean flips him off.