WTF?!?!

[phraud]

One of my turtles went AWOL and I don't know where he is... no really, that little green piece-of-shit is gone and I can't fucking find him!

Comments

[boto]

have you checked your blender? sometimes mine used to hide there, well at least till we had that accident that turned into a soup party.

[mynamejimmay]

Turtles are clever, you never know what is up their sleeve. I use to have two and i put them in this huge sparklet's bottle and sometimes they still managed to climb on the walls and run away. wtf were they, spider-turtles?!