absolution via twinkies wrapped in bacon

[phrenic_entropy]

In celebration of this special time of year (President's Day, My Day-of-Congealment-Into-The-Sacred-Gutter-of-Truth, Britney Shaving Her Head, Lent, etc), I have decided to forego Sex

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[goldberry]

*PRETTY SPARKLY THINGS*

♥ ♥ ♥

I think someone needs a birthday present. Hmmmmm...

[phrenic_entropy]

I will accept cash in the form of solid gold bars, Lulu wrapped in...well, anything (or nothing; I'd accept nothing, too), and/or porn in the form of Delicious Fic.

Actually.

I've been relatively busy this past couple of weeks and haven't had much of an opportunity to dilly-dally-shilly-shally-rigor-rally (<--wtfCRACK!) around LJ, so you may ALREADY HAVE WRITTEN ME FANFIC FOR MY DAYOFBIRTH...without even knowing

[phrenic_entropy]

That formatting just didn't come out right at all.

Hrm.

ag

[goldberry]

I AM AGHAST. You must have your OWN ficcage for your birthday! And it shall be PRETTY and SPARKLY and will totally PWN BRITNEY'S BALD HEAD. ♥