Toast says it is a SUPRISE. He jumped off my (loft) bed, in preparation. I was born with curly hair and now it is straight as dry spagetti. My friend Janet is heavily pregnant, and I am hoping she can hold baby in until my birthday, but not for long enough that her baby is a May baby. Next year you will have a friday birthday!
No! I don't like his surprises! They always end in my sobbing in a corner and him smoking a cigarette...
Friday the 13th is the best! It's the day that I can put curses on people, or demand crazy things and they will come true if I want them to eg, I will desire an icecream sundae and want to summon one, then all of a sudden I will walk past an icecream sundae shop and buy one! AMAZING!
Hey matey! happy birthday. I wrote you a limerick...
nick, nick, you silly prick, not your birthday for long so i'll make it quick. works for apple, but isn't a fruit, i raped your dead pets, that was a hoot.
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ferris says so o.O
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thanks kiddo!
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ps. April birthdays are the best.
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I know hey! I was born on Friday the 13th as well with my hands stuck together! Yippie!
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I was born with curly hair and now it is straight as dry spagetti.
My friend Janet is heavily pregnant, and I am hoping she can hold baby in until my birthday, but not for long enough that her baby is a May baby.
Next year you will have a friday birthday!
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Friday the 13th is the best! It's the day that I can put curses on people, or demand crazy things and they will come true if I want them to
eg, I will desire an icecream sundae and want to summon one, then all of a sudden I will walk past an icecream sundae shop and buy one! AMAZING!
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nick, nick, you silly prick,
not your birthday for long so i'll make it quick.
works for apple, but isn't a fruit,
i raped your dead pets, that was a hoot.
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SURPRISE!
But that was beautiful prose, thankyou!
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