You know, how they line up all the retards in the cafeteria for everyone to see.
So here we are before dinner, me and Caitlyn and David a. k. a. Bear
Caitlyn tried to do my hair but I did a better job.
We go to H. B. Steak House and wait for the casually late Abby, my date.
She arrives and we have orgasms.
So we eat and watch the guy doin' his mad Japaneze cooking skillz.
I was short a few dollars.
But it's all good because I can do the James Bond pose!
So people take off and me and Caitlyn and Bear are left by ourselves, with an Hour before Homecoming. Abby didn't take her corsage!
Then we go to the school. This is what Taylor looks like when she sees me.
I touched Taylor's butt! Then she kissed me on the cheek!
I touched Savanna's butt too. Then we did some dirty dancing.
Carolina lookin' all tanned and Joe. Joe is wearing a tie I almost bought.
Abby, Aaron, Kimberly, Savanna, other Savanna, Savanna's date.
Later that night we went to the theatre but there's some sort of cerfew and we aren't allowed to see a movie that ends after midnight. So we go to Chili's and had buffalo wings.