WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ( Read more... )

the date: December 17, 2004 ( Read more... )

So i wore my monopoly limited edition boxers to tennis (with underwear under it of course) and i guess they didnt take to it very well. So first i was pants'd. outside. then we were all like, why are we even playing tennis today its all rainy and cold? but well we did drills under the football-stairs-watchers-pepsquad-running things. i was like... ( Read more... )

1 Now Joseph had thrice ( Read more... )

1 So King Jonathan was ( Read more... )

1 Noah begot Shem, Ham ( Read more... )

so they didnt change my schedule at all

You Know You're From Texas When...

You see more Texan flags than American flags.

You know someone who ate the 72 oz steak and got it for free.

You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Cowboy Boots.

You can write a check at Dairy Queen for 2 Hungr-Busters and fries.

You prefer Whataburger to McDonalds.

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hahahaha joel makes me laugh ( Read more... )

so whos up for cannibalism