So much has happened in the last few days that I know it would be best for me to write type it down and cite it later ( Read more... )

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The 2005 Southern Baptists Convention (SBC) ended an eight-year boycott of the Walt Disney Co. for violating "moral righteousness and traditional family values" in a vote on the final day of the faith's annual convention Wednesday. SBC delegates also passed a resolution that encourages parents to investigate their children's public schools to ( Read more... )

I reach into my refrigerator to get some Pepto-Bismol as a pre-emptive measure against the runs which I will inevitably get as a result of the amount of smoked whitefish which I am about to ingest. The bottle was running low so I informed my parents that they will need to obtain more. Curious to know how the active ingredients are spelled, I read ( Read more... )

Newsweek said, "Wow, look at what our government did! They should investigate this ( Read more... )

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Dear motorcycle enthusiasts,

For those of you who travel San Simeon Road, the speed limit signs look like this:


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Anyone who would rather (catch the Turnpike at University and pay $.50 to get off at Red Road) instead of (having to tell The Homeless Voice guys at the intersection of University and Red Road that they weren't interested in donating $.50 to their cause) should be drawn and quartered.

"Look at that. Isn't that the prettiest color ever? I Love the shade of peach Winn-Dixie turns during sunset." -Me, immediately preceeding my recognition of a need for a life less ordinary...

I wonder if I will ever be as awake as the great jazz drummer Roy Haynes was when I saw him three nights ago. Or any jazz musician. They operate on such an open-throttle consciousness; I wonder if I'm ever able to be as connected as that. Sometimes, I feel like I get the little warning in the lower-right corner of my Windows saying ( Read more... )