i got paid for an hour's worth of work when i was only at max's for 14 minutes. and now i have so much extra time that i don't noe what to do w/ myself.

i have just discovered that poppit is the perfect game to play when i'm brushing my teeth. left hand for the toothbrush. and right hand for the mouse. i would appreciate restraint w/ the one hand innuendos. kthx ( Read more... )

just a few of my favorite moments from the JASS SKI TRIP this weekend ( Read more... )

bleh.

to my Stephie poo: don't stress about yucky yucky female nubbins. according to dictionary.com a nubbin is merely...
1. A small stunted ear of corn.
2. A small stunted or projecting part.

you're clearly cooler and more anatomically complete than that. <3 ( Read more... )

i got shampoo in my eye today. i must say it's been awhile since that's happened. luckily my vision isn't anymore impaired than it already was prior to said incident. that is all. go about your lives as you were.

+ I want a boy ( Read more... )

hooray for wal-mart's dirt cheap prices. i got a four pack of shot glasses for less than 6 bucks. holla back at that!!! one is malibu, one is kahlua, one is souza, and one is beefeater. huuuhuhuh...can't wait to actually use them for alcoholic escapades ( Read more... )

the asian boy in the dell commercial is CUTE!

and here i am posting. :D this is just a short lil ditty. felt a need for story time so here goes ( Read more... )