Mea Cupla

[picard42]

I have to confess that I made a terrible, terrible mistake in my last post. I committed an awful, unforgiveable sin, a glaring omission that can only be made right with a sincere apology

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[slanderouspanic]

Fucked that one up right good there, Pic. But it's okay. We don't want you Yanks stealing our sweet, creamy sweet potato pie anyway.

But then, our superior pies are why the Union fought so hard to get us back. The whole slavery thing was just a cover so the rest of the world didn't know we were killing each other over dessert.

[picard42]

It's just too bad comic books didn't exist yet, or Lincoln would have discovered the easy way to win the war.

What's this? A Hostess apple pie? Flaky crust...real fruit filling...a taste sensation that even a slave owner can't ignore!

It's a documented fact that Fort Sumter was actually a giant pie warehouse.

[slanderouspanic]

See, at least you know your pie history.

Foreigners can't understand the importance of pie in American culture. We don't say, "As American as Mom and apple pie" for nothing. We go to war over pie. We name songs after pie. We name teen sex comedies after pie. Cheetor likes pie.

It's that crucial.

[xsr]

Even though I'm not a fan of pecans or pecan-infused pies, I'll admit it's absence was kind of glaring.

You, of all people, forgetting about hot, sticky nuts. I mean come on...