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1: name: Rachael Taylor
2: age: 18
3: location: Perth, Australia
4: what is the best book you have ever read? The Outsider
5: what is the most interesting fact you know? Good Charlotte aren’t actually punk. Who’d have thought! Also, the female orgasm has chemical effects on the body similar to those of cocaine.
6: what are your top 5-10 fav. bands or musicians? At The Drive-In, Shalabi Effect, Liars, The Blood Brothers, And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Radiohead, Television, The Dismemberment Plan, A Silver Mt. Zion, The Flaming Lips
7: what are your top 5-10 fav. Movies? Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, Apocalypse Now, City Of God, Requiem For A Dream.
8: what is the rudest thing you ever said to someone you did not like? I don’t remember, I say rude shit to people all the time. Especially when I was at school. If you can remember something like this, it’s likely you don’t insult people very much.
9: what is the rudest thing you ever said to someone you did like? You’re an annoying and embarrassing cunt (Or something like that, what am I, a memory machine?)
10: what is the meanest prank you have ever pulled on someone? I initially wrote something about this girls car that I wrecked with a simple flour bomb, but then I remembered something else… Me and two other friends started talking to this guy on MSN that lived in the same area as us. The guy was extremely gullible, and had these strange fetishes, like wanting to be kicked in the balls during sex, and stuff like that. We basically flirted with him and told him we wanted to meet him. We told him to bring crazy stuff like vacuum cleaners and to buy bottles of bourbon (to get him to spend as much cash as possible), and that we’d dress up as school girls and basically give him the time of his life. I told him to go to a house that was across the road from my own. We didn’t think he’d actually come… However, I got a video camera out and hid on my verandah just in case. Amazingly, a car drove up outside of the house, and a guy got out… the house we sent him to was fortunately unoccupied, so the guy knocked on the door and nobody answered. He spent at least 10 minutes waiting at the door, looking through the windows, checking the other houses… until eventually leaving and looking fairly fucking depressed. He sat in his car ages before he left, I thought he was gassing or shooting himself for a while. But eventually he drove off. It was hilarious.
11: your best friend steals your new ps2 game what do you do to him/her? I guess I’d just steal his boyfriend and then say something along the lines of “Now I’m Crashing YOUR Bandicoot.”
12: your best friend fucks your bf/gf, what is your revenge on them both? Rape them with two highly priced samurai swords.
13: who is Hart D. fisher? Dunno.
14: who is gene roddenberry? The star trek guy.
15: which philosopher said this "Those who can make you believe absurdities
can make you commit atrocities"? Voltaire. I love Voltaire… “It is dangerous to be right, when the government is wrong.”
16: top 5-10 video/computer games? I don’t really play games anymore… I go out.
17: do you care what other people think about the way you look or act? Nope.
18: why should we accept you? (and be creative don't say something asinine like "because i rock") Because I’m honest, and if I don’t like someone, then they’re not getting in. I’ll make a brilliant Quality Adjustor for this community.
19: if you could commit one crime and get away with it what would you do? Steal a whole lot of money. Billions. From a casino or something. Money is everything.
20: if you could make one person just vanish and never be seen or heard from again who would it be and why? My ex.
